shaving

Stop shaving your sacks you fuckin faygolas. I don't give a shit what you think about chicks diggin it. The same bitch that fucks your follicle free metrosexual ween one night will be fucking some hairy angelino janitor with a hog like a bristle brush two days later. Be the sweaty, stinkin, hairy pig of a caveman you really are. Chicks dig that. Fuckin believe it.
 
I second the baby oil.... leaves everything incredibly smooth and keeps ingrown hairs from forming when it grows back. If you've ever experienced an ingrown hair in that region, it's not fun.
 
Insane_Man said:
Use a mach 3 razor with no shaving cream or shit. Oils will irritate the skin. Just stretch it out and shave.

I agree but I usually do it in the shower with soap.
 
you should never use soap. It dries the skin which can lead to irritation. You want warm water to open the pores, a nice clean oil/gel/cream, a good sharp (I like the mach 3, but beware of the mach3 power one..... scary!!) razor, and afterwards as much as it sucks a quick blast of cold water to close the pores up so no dirt gets in to cause infection, discomfort, ingrown hairs, etc..... A nice aftershave balm really helps soothe the area afterwards as well...... but once you start the shave process, stay away from the soap.

Now I need to know more about this creme that slows down hair growth......names? Brands?
 
baby oil works especially well; and yes chicks dig nice smooth skin. If he wants me to put my mouth on it, it's gotta be shaved. Nothing more gross than having a pubic hair in your mouth... :Puke:
 
strngthmnx said:
Nothing more gross than having a pubic hair in your mouth... :Puke:

You kids these days are so spoiled. When I was a kid, girls didn't shave their pubes, except to clean up the bikini line in the summer. Us guys had to eat their hairy snatches and like it.
 
Real Deal...

Here's my experience... the Real Deal... I used to shave with just shaving cream and Mach 3... but it got dicey with nicks every once in a while and you had to do it every day to keep from itching... so I did Laser Treatment... $2,800... It takes 9 months of treatments, once every month. And by the way, the laser hurts like a muther-fucker... a cross between someone poking you with a needle and burning you with an iron a thousand times... but I actually learned to block out the pain and by the third treatment, didn't mind it at all. You can pay extra to get a local anesthetic, but hey, I'm supposed to be a meat-head so I should relish in the pain, no? Anywayz... Worked like a champ... not a whisker down there for over a year now.

And as for the chick-factor... they love it, bruthas... that's why I shaved with a razor way back when... I've NEVER had a chick say, "Gee, I love all that gorgeous hair down there." But I've had about every chick I've slept with say something about it being sexy, neat, clean, cool, hot, etc. Basically, most chicks don't complain because they're used to seeing a bunch of ugly bush around their man's dick. But believe me, they definitely prefer a crisp and clean visual.... especially for the oral exploits.

I strongly recommend that you go the Laser route if you can afford it... but if not, shave down there every morning in the shower with either baby-oil or just plain shaving cream... whether your girl says so or not, she really will appreciate it!!!!!!!!!
 
sombra1 said:
but how about creams that removes the hair? wich is the best label for it?

The best label is the one that says "WARNING!!! KEEP THIS SHIT AWAY FROM YOUR GENITALS!!!!!"
 
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