She wanted to put her rabbit in my ass?!

[LANDSCAPE1]

So, basically I reunited with one of those "the one that got away".. been talking for a minute.(ive been telling her all the dirty shit im gonna do to her on the phone, and shes been calling me out on it. Like im not gonna do it)
We have a couple drinks, go back to her place. A little this and that, and i make her go get her rabbit. I have her sitting in a chair/naked and shes going to town on her shit w her rabbit and im standing up/facing her fucking her face/mouth. She brings it up and tries to "put one in the tailpipe" Im like UM, no. She says "baby u turn me on, i want to please u'' im like "im face-fucking u babe, im good"
We fuck are brains out and i sleep like a champ. So all day today shes been talking shit like im a prude?? lol Cause i didnt let her finger my ass.or rabbit it (kinda like if u puss out and your buddys dont let you off the hook) I was making her clean my dick off w her mouth alot after i would take it out of her pussy/and alot of other kinky shit.
I dont regret anything but where do u draw the line.. Some of these chicks nowadays want to stick there touge in my ass. im like wtf. Maybe a finger, but im out on a dildo in my ass son

 

[nate212]

Nice. Man if a chick wants to stick her finger in my poop shoot I say why the fuck not? I was about 19 first time that happened and i was like what the fuck are you doing? Anyway, let her do it, got a tickle of the old prostate and shot immediate vegetarian load down her pie hole. Pretty nice.

Not something I would ask for but if the are into it whatever. I wouldnt do a dildo, nope. Finger ok. After a good shower or hot tub or something if a chick wanted to like my asshole no problem, again whatever they wanted.

I hate it when getting denied eating pussy, fuckin hate it assuming it is clean and doesn't smell like hell or something. I like that shit man. If they like it i wont deny them the pleasure.

i love standing up over a girl while she smoking pole, great. seeing the whites of the eyes as they look up!! nice

 

[Jusselin]

bahahahaha you giant queer you know you like it lol

but seriously thats funny...WTF gives a chick the idea that we would like that....Im going to sleep last night and my wife slips her hand in my pants and rests it on my ass cheeck...im cool with that, then a finger slides towards my crack and i tell her "You know i would never hit a woman right?...but i will throw bows!" my ass crack/whole and almost even cheek is a no go stay the fuck away from it!

 

[LANDSCAPE1]

Nice. Man if a chick wants to stick her finger in my poop shoot I say why the fuck not? I was about 19 first time that happened and i was like what the fuck are you doing? Anyway, let her do it, got a tickle of the old prostate and shot immediate vegetarian load down her pie hole. Pretty nice.

Not something I would ask for but if the are into it whatever. I wouldnt do a dildo, nope. Finger ok. After a good shower or hot tub or something if a chick wanted to like my asshole no problem, again whatever they wanted.

I hate it when getting denied eating pussy, fuckin hate it assuming it is clean and doesn't smell like hell or something. I like that shit man. If they like it i wont deny them the pleasure.

i love standing up over a girl while she smoking pole, great. seeing the whites of the eyes as they look up!! nice

Thats another thing... She got PISSED cause i wouldnt eat her shit!. This chick is hot/but had two kids.. her pussy isnt as hot as her face, so i lied and said i dont do that.
Ill eat the shit out of some pussy son, as long as i KNOW shes clean ans it looks scruptious.
Ive had A-LOT-GIRLS try to finger my ass.. May have to say fuck it and tell em to get it. As far as the tounge.. i might have to try it, just to see if shed do it.
No projectiles in the back door though

 

[LANDSCAPE1]

bahahahaha you giant queer you know you like it lol

but seriously thats funny...WTF gives a chick the idea that we would like that....Im going to sleep last night and my wife slips her hand in my pants and rests it on my ass cheeck...im cool with that, then a finger slides towards my crack and i tell her "You know i would never hit a woman right?...but i will throw bows!" my ass crack/whole and almost even cheek is a no go stay the fuck away from it!

Gotta please the wife myman.. if she wanting to do that, she wanting to push the boundries bro..... that means more good things instore for you!
Im not married, so i could care less.

 

[nate212]

Thats another thing... She got PISSED cause i wouldnt eat her shit!. This chick is hot/but had two kids.. her pussy isnt as hot as her face, so i lied and said i dont do that.
Ill eat the shit out of some pussy son, as long as i KNOW shes clean ans it looks scruptious.
Ive had a-LOT of girls try to finger my ass.. May have to say fuck it and tell em to get it. As far as the tounge.. i might have to try it, just to see if shed do it.
No projectiles in the back door though

im with you on the projectiles man. thats taking it to far.

As far as what would give the idea, i think alot of it is the girl, the first one with me stands out in my mind cause she was pretty fucking open to anthing, she was a virgin too which was all the better. Some are adventureous some not so much. I think she heard about it somewhere and wanted to try out.

Pussy definately has to be tasty man. I'll put this way, say chick goes takes shower (assuming pussy good on a fundamental level, even shower wont cure some stank twat) then works out and gets all sweaty, i'm good to go with tha,t even like that sweaty salty tastiness. ummmmm. but if it nasty forget it man.

cant say ive even eaten pussy post 2 kids through it. I would if ok, but really dont know.

 

[epoxy]

whats the matter man? put some Arby's sauce on those roast beef curtains and go to town like its a post workout meal

 

[LANDSCAPE1]

im with you on the projectiles man. thats taking it to far.

As far as what would give the idea, i think alot of it is the girl, the first one with me stands out in my mind cause she was pretty fucking open to anthing, she was a virgin too which was all the better. Some are adventureous some not so much. I think she heard about it somewhere and wanted to try out.

Pussy definately has to be tasty man. I'll put this way, say chick goes takes shower (assuming pussy good on a fundamental level, even shower wont cure some stank twat) then works out and gets all sweaty, i'm good to go with tha,t even like that sweaty salty tastiness. ummmmm. but if it nasty forget it man.

cant say ive even eaten pussy post 2 kids through it. I would if ok, but really dont know.

The last serious girl i had, had a daughter... and that my friend is THE best pussy ive had to date! I would eat that for breakfast/lunch/dinner.. She literally smelled pretty/clean 24-7.(she even smoked cig. and i could never smell them on her, cause shed know id be in her ass about it) Shit i mighta stuck my tounge in her ass, if i woulda thought about it. She didnt like oral though
between her mom and her, ex they did a number on her head.
*sigh* miss her sometimes

 

[LANDSCAPE1]

whats the matter man? put some Arby's sauce on those roast beef curtains and go to town like its a post workout meal

Just been picky about the pussy i eat.... But, i was slapping it with my hand as hard as i possible could. Making her cringe.. she says she hurts today.. i told her shed be aight

 

[epoxy]

I feel you. I couldn't date a girl if her pussy was ugly, thats for sure. On the flip side my girlfriend tells me how normal looking my dick is and she's glad I don't have a "weird" looking cock, and that she has seen a couple not-so-normal looking ones in her days. Guess it goes both ways.

 

[ronnie2010]

WTF, I laughed the whole way through this thread.
For me....NO FINGER OR ANYTHING IN MY ASS..... SORRY!!

 

[nate212]

The last serious "girl" i had, had a daughter... and that my friend is THE best pussy ive had to date! I would eat that for breakfast/lunch/dinner.. She literally smelled pretty/clean 24-7.(she even smoked cig. and i could never smell them on her, cause shed know id be in her ass about it) Shit i mighta stuck my tounge in her ass, if i woulda thought about it. She didnt like oral though
between her mom and her, ex they did a number on her head.
*sigh* miss her sometimes

ummm i can taste it now. i love those. Some just got it nailed man. Dont know exactly why but there are the pussies in my mind that are just fuckin great man, quality all the way.

 

[nate212]

WTF, I laughed the whole way through this thread.
For me....NO FINGER OR ANYTHING IN MY ASS..... SORRY!!

hey man, just take a big crap and let some frisky chick try it out hahaha.

Well, if having a girls finger been put in your ass then i'm as queer as a three legged cat shitting a purple twinkie!

 

[Jusselin]

Gotta please the wife myman.. if she wanting to do that, she wanting to push the boundries bro..... that means more good things instore for you!
Im not married, so i could care less.

my chic aint like that....I am slowly trying to turn her into a freak but she is very shy.....

whats the matter man? put some Arby's sauce on those roast beef curtains and go to town like its a post workout meal

winner of the most fucked up description ever lol

 

[RJ]

you guys are sissies. My wife can hit the P spot with her finger while shes sucking my balls and its like Mount Vesuvius in our bedroom. Its like teaching a girl to squirt. Once they learn and have one of those orgasms.... forget it. If they don't mind making a mess (which freaks my wife out a bit), they won't ever go back to normal orgasms.

I promise you.

Excellent thread though. Things were getting lame around here.

 

[LANDSCAPE1]

you guys are sissies. My wife can hit the P spot with her finger while shes sucking my balls and its like Mount Vesuvius in our bedroom. Its like teaching a girl to squirt. Once they learn and have one of those orgasms.... forget it. If they don't mind making a mess (which freaks my wife out a bit), they won't ever go back to normal orgasms.

I promise you.

Excellent thread though. Things were getting lame around here.

Man squirting is a whole new deal!!
New Years i had this chicks spraying my shit allover. I had on a brand new sweat shirt, so i was kinda pissed. (We snuck off from the party to her car) But, i def felt like a porn star. She was going off w shit that bro(multiples). I was drenched, and my arm was soar as hell from stroakin her nub.

Are u saying all chicks can do this?? I thought just certain ones.
I dont think some chicks will because either they are hard headed/or too embaressed

 

[RJ]

Man squirting is a whole new deal!!
New Years i had this chicks spraying my shit allover. I had on a brand new sweat shirt, so i was kinda pissed. (We snuck off from the party to her car) But, i def felt like a porn star. She was going off w shit that bro(multiples, while i was tearing her clit up). I was drenched, and my arm was soar as hell from stroakin her nub!

Are u saying all chicks can do this?? I thought just certain ones.
I dont think some chicks will because either they are hard headed/or too embaressed

yep. all chicks. when a woman has an orgasm it feels to them like they have to pee so they tense up. ala normal orgasm.

but, if they let that urge go, they will squirt. its just getting them to allow that release without worry about pissing all over.

 

[CHIP WADOWSKI]

yep. All chicks. When a woman has an orgasm it feels to them like they have to pee so they tense up. Ala normal orgasm.

But, if they let that urge go, they will squirt. Its just getting them to allow that release without worry about pissing all over. :d

cause most of em are all stupid, selfish, cunts!!! Thats why when you are embarking on the, no doubt, flat out, best biceps/front delt pump of your life..... Holding that filthy pig up in the air off the groung and she is begging you to stop..... All that selfish little hatchet slit is trying to say is, " oh baby, stop or i'm gonna get real embarrassed as i pop the top from my cum dumpster, like a fire hydrant and blast all over!! Your god-damn right you filthy slut! You owe me that display of spray!! I deserve to get what is mine!!!

Whores!! All of em'!!!

All hail maximus!!!

 

[Blondie_Bombshell]

Nah, Id let her do it!

Rabbit, finger whatever. But not with long nails.Oh yeah thats a good tip for you guys. Keep your nails very short for us please..

I think in this scenario, this would only be gay if it was a guy with his rabbit.


RJ is right, any guys that I have convinced to let me do anything along these lines. Always requests it later =)

 

[nate212]

yep. all chicks. when a woman has an orgasm it feels to them like they have to pee so they tense up. ala normal orgasm.

but, if they let that urge go, they will squirt. its just getting them to allow that release without worry about pissing all over.

now your talking my language man, thats the fuckin holy grail of pussy. just getting that relaxation is key, few and far between in my experience