She wanted to put her rabbit in my ass?!

Nah, Id let her do it!

Rabbit, finger whatever. But not with long nails.Oh yeah thats a good tip for you guys. Keep your nails very short for us please..;)

I think in this scenario, this would only be gay if it was a guy with his rabbit.


RJ is right, any guys that I have convinced to let me do anything along these lines. Always requests it later =)

Butt.... what if it was a guy with a ferret or a squirrel???

Can they hold their breath longer or something...? I'm SO CONFUSED...;-((
 
Nah, Id let her do it!

Rabbit, finger whatever. But not with long nails.Oh yeah thats a good tip for you guys. Keep your nails very short for us please..;)

I think in this scenario, this would only be gay if it was a guy with his rabbit.


RJ is right, any guys that I have convinced to let me do anything along these lines. Always requests it later =)

So blondie, your gonna be my first?


:D
 
Why do I listen to this gang? I'm up early here sat. morn & come across this post. I'm thinking,"We could use a lil spice in our life.Ya know what, why not"? 3 weeks into my test cycle I'm raging so back I go into the bedromm & spoon up to the ole lady. She resets looks over , smiles. I'm giving her lower back massage as I work my way into this. Finally she asks,"Are you trying to do what I think your trying to do"? I mustered up all my testosterone & said "yeah honey I'm in an experimenting mood." I nearly died when said OK but the only way I can do this if you let me pretend your someone else. Initially I'm baffled by this but will deal with this remark later so I said "sure baby". As I reach over for some lube she whacks the shit out of the top of my head with a back scratcher & says you better leave now before my husband comes home.
 
Why do I listen to this gang? I'm up early here sat. morn & come across this post. I'm thinking,"We could use a lil spice in our life.Ya know what, why not"? 3 weeks into my test cycle I'm raging so back I go into the bedromm & spoon up to the ole lady. She resets looks over , smiles. I'm giving her lower back massage as I work my way into this. Finally she asks,"Are you trying to do what I think your trying to do"? I mustered up all my testosterone & said "yeah honey I'm in an experimenting mood." I nearly died when said OK but the only way I can do this if you let me pretend your someone else. Initially I'm baffled by this but will deal with this remark later so I said "sure baby". As I reach over for some lube she whacks the shit out of the top of my head with a back scratcher & says you better leave now before my husband comes home.

Sucks to be you
 
Ive gotten a finger in my ass before. But I was drunk out of my mind, and I just didnt care... BUT also I was in a 3 some with my gf and her friend. So... I SPOSE i just went with the flow... definitely made me unleash a batch of baby gravy ive never brewed before.
 
Why do I listen to this gang? I'm up early here sat. morn & come across this post. I'm thinking,"We could use a lil spice in our life.Ya know what, why not"? 3 weeks into my test cycle I'm raging so back I go into the bedromm & spoon up to the ole lady. She resets looks over , smiles. I'm giving her lower back massage as I work my way into this. Finally she asks,"Are you trying to do what I think your trying to do"? I mustered up all my testosterone & said "yeah honey I'm in an experimenting mood." I nearly died when said OK but the only way I can do this if you let me pretend your someone else. Initially I'm baffled by this but will deal with this remark later so I said "sure baby". As I reach over for some lube she whacks the shit out of the top of my head with a back scratcher & says you better leave now before my husband comes home.

Maaaan, go in the bed and(rocket ready) and start rubbing her w it... then pull of her bottoms, and start kissing on her neck w the tip of it on her/in her and dont say nothing! If shes starts asking questions, tell her shshshshshshhhhhhhhhhhh......... . Then completely pile-drive that ass! Let her know, your in charge!.. Get a little rough w her. Dont be askin for it, take it!
Ofcourse, if she turns into a complete bitch, then jack off on her, then roll back over and crash out. That'll teach her!
Or tell her to go lay on the couch
 
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Why do I listen to this gang? I'm up early here sat. morn & come across this post. I'm thinking,"We could use a lil spice in our life.Ya know what, why not"? 3 weeks into my test cycle I'm raging so back I go into the bedromm & spoon up to the ole lady. She resets looks over , smiles. I'm giving her lower back massage as I work my way into this. Finally she asks,"Are you trying to do what I think your trying to do"? I mustered up all my testosterone & said "yeah honey I'm in an experimenting mood." I nearly died when said OK but the only way I can do this if you let me pretend your someone else. Initially I'm baffled by this but will deal with this remark later so I said "sure baby". As I reach over for some lube she whacks the shit out of the top of my head with a back scratcher & says you better leave now before my husband comes home.

Damn! that made me laugh man, yea i say pile drive her
 
great thread! if there open to anything than i am too but no dildo at all, nothing bigger than a finger. had the rabbit once while she was giving "knowledge" and that might have been the best ever but will never try anything bigger. GF has asked for bigger but no go, never!
 
amatures LOL never heard that song Take it like a man.
my girl finger bangs my ass while giving me a skull buster. she wants to shove a vibrator up my ass go nuts. she better have it greased and be ready for me to feed it back to her. that what we have settled on. dont happen to offten but the finger in the ass is normal for us. more her then me.
she asks for it alot.
eating pussy finger in the pussy and in the ass. it's all i can do to make her happy.
 
So, basically I reunited with one of those "the one that got away".. been talking for a minute.(ive been telling her all the dirty shit im gonna do to her on the phone, and shes been calling me out on it. Like im not gonna do it)
We have a couple drinks, go back to her place. A little this and that, and i make her go get her rabbit. I have her sitting in a chair/naked and shes going to town on her shit w her rabbit and im standing up/facing her fucking her face/mouth. She brings it up and tries to "put one in the tailpipe" Im like UM, no. She says "baby u turn me on, i want to please u'' im like "im face-fucking u babe, im good" ;)
We fuck are brains out and i sleep like a champ. So all day today shes been talking shit like im a prude?? lol Cause i didnt let her finger my ass.or rabbit it (kinda like if u puss out and your buddys dont let you off the hook) I was making her clean my dick off w her mouth alot after i would take it out of her pussy/and alot of other kinky shit.
I dont regret anything but where do u draw the line.. Some of these chicks nowadays want to stick there touge in my ass. im like wtf. Maybe a finger, but im out on a dildo in my ass son

ISN'T THAT ANIMAL CRUELTY? HOW WAS THUMPER SUPPOSED TO BREATH, OR WAS SHE GONNA PUT HIM IN YOUR ASS, ASS FIRST? WHAT IF HE SHIT IN YOUR ASS? WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO DO THAT TO THUMPER?:wallbash:
 
I agree. Someone needs to post a scientific study on the breath hold times of rabbits vs gerbils and ferrets and squirrels for all you borderline closet freaks that like fingers up the butt. Yeah, when girls say stop they are just telling you they don't want you to swim in the deep waters of niagra falls, but I say fuck it this is what I came for dirty girl. There is not enough arby's sauce on the planet to make me get down with beef curtains though.
 
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