I just realized the last competition of 2014 is in 10.5 weeks...
Contests and Events - Alberta Bodybuilding Association
Normally contest prep is 16 weeks of course, but I'm not necessarily as far out/fat as most people would be @16wks because I can't afford enough food to get fat apparently...so, I could start at wk 10-12 (dropping carbs, slowly increase cardio) and hopefully get lean enough to compete but I have a few problems...
-I would diet down to the 208-212 range (for 5-7%) which would make me tiny for the heavyweights (198+) and there's almost no way I could get down to 198. Even though this is provincials, the 198+ dudes are more like 230-240 on stage.
-I suck at posing (no experience, could work on it but...lol)
-No coach atm
So obviously I'd likely get stomped in 198+...which is actually fine, as long as I don't embarrass myself.
On the other hand I don't want to rush it, so I'm sort of thinking "ok just go and spectate, compete next year"...but the first competition of 2015 isn't until June which is super doooper far away =\
Lastly, I have most of the drugs I'd need, but the ones I'm missing would be over a grand which is not a small chunk of change either.