DADAWG
Community Veteran
this poem has been around a long time , i dont have a clue who wrote it . but it says it all about squats as far as im concerned 
thanks to blackbeard for reminding me .
DOWN THIS ROAD , IN A GYM FAR AWAY , A YOUNG MAN WAS HEARD TO SAY . " NO MATTER WHAT I DO MY LEGS WONT GROW " . HE TRIED LEG EXTENSIONS , LEG CURLS AND LEG PRESSES TOO TRYING TO CHEAT , THESE SISSY WORKOUTS HE`D DO . FROM THE CORNER OF THE GYM WHERE THE BIG MEN TRAIN , THROUGH A CLOUD OF CHALK AND THE MIDST THE PAIN , WHERE THE NOISE IS MADE WITH THE BIG FORTY FIVES , A DEEP VOICE BELLOWED AS HE WRAPPED HIS KNEES , A VERY BIG MAN WITH LEGS LIKE TREES , LAUGHING AS HE SNATCHED ANOTHER PLATE FROM THE STACK , CHALKING HIS HANDS AND MONSTROUS BACK , SAID , " STOP LYING AND DONT SAY YOUVE FORGOTTEN , THE TROUBLE WITH YOU IS YOU AINT BEEN SQUATTIN
thanks to blackbeard for reminding me .DOWN THIS ROAD , IN A GYM FAR AWAY , A YOUNG MAN WAS HEARD TO SAY . " NO MATTER WHAT I DO MY LEGS WONT GROW " . HE TRIED LEG EXTENSIONS , LEG CURLS AND LEG PRESSES TOO TRYING TO CHEAT , THESE SISSY WORKOUTS HE`D DO . FROM THE CORNER OF THE GYM WHERE THE BIG MEN TRAIN , THROUGH A CLOUD OF CHALK AND THE MIDST THE PAIN , WHERE THE NOISE IS MADE WITH THE BIG FORTY FIVES , A DEEP VOICE BELLOWED AS HE WRAPPED HIS KNEES , A VERY BIG MAN WITH LEGS LIKE TREES , LAUGHING AS HE SNATCHED ANOTHER PLATE FROM THE STACK , CHALKING HIS HANDS AND MONSTROUS BACK , SAID , " STOP LYING AND DONT SAY YOUVE FORGOTTEN , THE TROUBLE WITH YOU IS YOU AINT BEEN SQUATTIN
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