Things That Make One Want To Kill People in The Gym

GrayMatter

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1) When some fat mulleted douche asks me how many sets I have left the second I set up in the squat rack. "I have as many as I have, depending upon what I'm doing, and I'm not going to give you an arbitrary number because you're obnoxiously impatient. When I'm not in here anymore, you'll know I'm done."

2) People who curl in front of the dumbells.

3) People who curl in the squat rack

4) People who don't rack plates.

5) People who grunt like they're passing stones while curling 25lb dumbbells.

6) People who sing or whistle to whatever shit music they're are listening to.

7) Guys who wear sunglasses in the gym.

8) and many more.
 
Not gonna lie, sometimes I'm guilty of curling in front of the dumbbells. If no one's around I say fuck it. It does piss me off to no end when someone doesn't take the god damn plates off though.
 
in the gym... i'm alone... other people doesn't exist for me. i don't talk... don't smile.

and someone tell me something... whatever it is... i say : " yes", "no", "dunno", "live me alone", "work it mother-f*cker!"... i don't make friend when i workingout...

i don't even have a smile... nothing...

till i finish my exercises.

i don't pay attention on anything else than me in the miror.
 
in the gym... i'm alone... other people doesn't exist for me. i don't talk... don't smile.

and someone tell me something... whatever it is... i say : " yes", "no", "dunno", "live me alone", "work it mother-f*cker!"... i don't make friend when i workingout...

i don't even have a smile... nothing...

till i finish my exercises.

i don't pay attention on anything else than me in the miror.
thats the way we all should exercise!WAR
 
I think I'd have an easier time ignoring a surprise a prostate exam than the douchebaggery that goes on in my gym.
 
"People curling in the squat rack"! Funny shit man. They must have no clue.
It's so much better to work out at a bodybuilding gym vs. 24 fitness type deal.
I got a pretty good gym to go to right now thankfully!
 
But what about a hott chick in the gym, you know u can't unless you'r unless you're gay not tha

it's an exception... se her at the restroom... when she's swet or after the shower...

if you have a deep look... then words are useless... attack man! lets talk your testosterone...

and go to jail for rape!!!
 
lmao at this thread. I def agree. There are a lot of d-bags at my gym. I am in angry mode when I work out. I don't like anyone to bother me or get in my way.
 
def curl dumbbells infront of the dumbells loo...only to piss off the previous guy supersetting rediculous weight combinanatiosn infront of me....oh and i whistle while i do it, and scream haha. i like being a dbag to dbags haha
 
I leave my headphones in even if I am not listening to music because it keeps people from talking.

Also 100 percent agreement about not clearing plates. Mainly because little people like my wife have to spend 15 minutes stripping the 8 plates you left on the leg press machine.
 
I hate waiting for a piece of equipment, usually the squat rack this happens at, and the guy who is using it does a set, then a 5 minute break, another set, another 5 minute break. It drives me nuts, my wife and I can both do a warm up plus 5 working sets in around 20 minutes, there is no need to take half an hour to do 3 sets.

I also hate when someone asks to jump in with you, pull down machine for instance, and changes the bar I am using for their set, then when they are done and just walk away without switching the handle back to what I am using. Hey douche bag I just let you jump in, and you can't be courteous back and put the handle back on that I am using?
 
in the gym... i'm alone... other people doesn't exist for me. i don't talk... don't smile.

and someone tell me something... whatever it is... i say : " yes", "no", "dunno", "live me alone", "work it mother-f*cker!"... i don't make friend when i workingout...

i don't even have a smile... nothing...

till i finish my exercises.

i don't pay attention on anything else than me in the miror.

YES!

That's exactly the way i am Kane.

When i'm in the gym i'm there to do work! that is my time, i don't go to stare at ass, flex in the mirror or play nice and have a conversation with they guys.

I put my headphones in and do my business. I stare MF'ers down.....nobody talks to me. lol

But thats the way i like it.
 
nice thread!

1. the trainers that have their clients doing 10 differnet workouts and blocking everything..... ummm bro we were using that......ummm trainer guy, you WERE.

2. the dudes check email or setting up a whole new play list on their ipod .... you ask to work in ..... bro i just have one more set....sure.

3. not racking is really number one.... that is just ignorant and usually done by someone that does not consider that there home. lazy bit*hes

4. the people that leave napkins and empty water bottles all over the place like they are setting up an easter egg hunt.

5.the guys that strip your weight in the time it takes you to walk to the water take a few sips and turn around..its like 45 seconds WTF..... do they steal rims of cars at night too... they are like ninjas. when you walk you they refuse to make eye contact, yeah they know what they are doing.

....... i do however like the girls that do bent over rows..... thank you, you may continue.

baseball cap pulled down low and music set real high..... try and forget about everyone else.
 
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