weirdest place you ever jerked off

[The Conquistador]

come on guys. mines gotta be in the hay loft at my uncles barn to a penthouse when i was 12

 

[shaved_head_in_NC]

Desert Storm, sitting in the middle of Iraq, got dared to do it, they collected up a pool of like $45 and I did the deed. Shit, I would have done it for free!!! I was going on 53 jerk free days, so I was about to bust.

 

[montess]

53 holy shit is that a dry spell, no busting in 53 days could kill a man.

 

[gooby]

back of a van while me and friends where on a road trip.

 

[montess]

back of a van while me and friends where on a road trip.

fucking ill man, no high fives for you bro

 

[popkorn275]

Um dare I say GAY!

 

[string_bean00]

This thread sucks.

 

[Lauw]

Desert Storm, sitting in the middle of Iraq, got dared to do it, they collected up a pool of like $45 and I did the deed. Shit, I would have done it for free!!! I was going on 53 jerk free days, so I was about to bust.

53 days!? How many people did you kill when you came?
I already can see the CCN headlines. 4 marines shot through the head with high velocity sperm.

Anyway, I once jacked off on my mothers face while she was sleeping. I’ve no idea if that’s weird?

 

[Winchester]

one time I jerked off in a church pew during Christmas mass. No one said anything because you're not allowed to talk out loud in church when the priest is preaching. Jigga what

 

[1BadBeast]

Anyway, I once jacked off on my mothers face while she was sleeping. I’ve no idea if that’s weird?

I thought that was you on that "Mom & Son" website.

 

[Winchester]

one time I jerked off at a basketball game in the stands during halftime and everyone was cheering for me. I came in an empty cup and then tossed it into the crowd that had gathered around me. I was a hero that day, high fives everywhere for this guy.

 

[Monsoon69]

Back in High School during my Geography class! I had plenty of visual references in class to work with!

 

[OdDsOcK]

Right behind my pal. He has a couch in front of his computer, which is loaded with porn. I was laying on the couch, he was sitting upright against the opposite side playing videogames on a TV. I just whipped it out.

 

[Irish Lad]

^wow your a homo. Bring back a thread from almost a month ago just to say your buddy jerked you off.

 

[Mr. dB]

In Developmental Psychology class.

 

[toodles]

into this guys shoe.

 

[Goat Ass]

in the back of a sparsely populated bus in south india. right after i did it i took the biggest, nastiest diarraha all over the floor of the bus. then i went back to the front of the bus and pretended nothing happened, i got off at the next stop

 

[Ponderosa]

THIS IS FUCKING STUPID...but i'll contribute. best place: inside your momma's mouth.

 

[dienerfan]

A Tree Stand. It was more of a practicality thing to get the blood pumping in freaking december...or at least I rationalize it like that.

 

[Puddles]

I was driving to work and my car was dirty and I was horny so I stopped in the carwash and rubbed one out. It made the rest of my morning much better.