weirdest place you ever jerked off

the office bathroom, handicapped stall, did it yesterday.

In my car, in the parking lot in front of my g/f's office building
 
-The washrooms in every office I've ever worked
-Through my pants sitting at my desk
-In a movie theatre watching Batman (Kim Bassinger did it for me back then)
-My grandmas basement (no butt sex jokes!!)
-In a tree fort (last year)
-Most of my friends houses
-In a change room before a karate tourniment
-On a ferris wheel
-Received a handjob from my girlfriend while test driving a Toyota Matrix. We did not buy.
 
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