What do you do when you blow your hole around chics ?

swizzoled

swizzoled

The Great
I entered the gym the other day and had a little gas from a protein shake..I didn't think anything of it and went to do my Squats..I did my warm up set and everything was straight..went to do my first weighted set and BOOM !!!! 9.0on the richter scale..a couple chics on the treadmills looked over at the same time..I don't think i've ever been so embarased...funny as shit now though...
 
I kinda got one like this but a lot grosser lol..so I ate a huge bowl of chili. Went to the gym about 30min later. Dont know what I was thinking, but I decided to run. I was going at a good pace and kept having like heart burn burps. But I wasnt opening my mouth just like keeping them in. Next thing I know like rockets out of both nostrils I puked the chili out my nose, it smashes all over the treadmill buttons and splashes all over the girl next to me, I hit the stop button and ran as fast as I could to the bathroom, my nose burned like no ones business. The girls freaked, I ran, I never picked anything up or apologized, I cleaned my nose and got the fuck out of there.

I was so embarrased and disgusted with myself I didnt know what to do.
 
barnzy7 said:
I kinda got one like this but a lot grosser lol..so I ate a huge bowl of chili. Went to the gym about 30min later. Dont know what I was thinking, but I decided to run. I was going at a good pace and kept having like heart burn burps. But I wasnt opening my mouth just like keeping them in. Next thing I know like rockets out of both nostrils I puked the chili out my nose, it smashes all over the treadmill buttons and splashes all over the girl next to me, I hit the stop button and ran as fast as I could to the bathroom, my nose burned like no ones business. The girls freaked, I ran, I never picked anything up or apologized, I cleaned my nose and got the fuck out of there.

I was so embarrased and disgusted with myself I didnt know what to do.
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Did you quit that gym after the incident?
 
I always put my Zune on and dont care after that. I just hope they dont walk into my stink.
Also with the puking, I took two protein shakes that I bought from the gym, cheap ones, and decided to have them halfway through my work out, I walked to the bathroom to take a piss and when I got into the bathroom I had the sudden urge to throw up. Ran to the stall and puked chocolate protein shake all over. It looked like someone shit all over the walls. So I just left it and went on lifting.
 
swizzoled said:
I entered the gym the other day and had a little gas from a protein shake..I didn't think anything of it and went to do my Squats..I did my warm up set and everything was straight..went to do my first weighted set and BOOM !!!! 9.0on the richter scale..a couple chics on the treadmills looked over at the same time..I don't think i've ever been so embarased...funny as shit now though...
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Awesome - I did the same thing. I was holding it in all day and was fine until I got to the horizontal sit-up machine. I tucked my feet, grabbed my head and went right into the first contraction. BOOM!!! - it came out. I had a chick on either side and a guy at the bench within 5 feet of me. I totally ignored it like nothing happened - then the dude busted out laughing and I totally cracked. We laughed for 110 minutes as did the chicks.

i see it this way - it's like peeing in a toilet during a party or something when people are waiting outside the bathroom. If there is the inner bowl/rim you can hit and not make any noise then perfect - if its one of those toilets with a lot of water, just aim for the middle and let it fly!!!

As to the chili thing - I woulda paid to see that. Very nice indeed
 
I blow ass all the time in the gym - I look around like it wasn't me and just continue to train like I can't smell it or feel my ass cheeks on fire. I love when I gotta do it and I'm waiting on weights in a packed gym ... I won't hold it back at all -- BOOM (Silent but deadly) - they clear out and I get the weights that I need ;) lol!
 
The best thing to do is simply apologize. Offer to get some air freshner...most gyms keep it....and spray the area where you released gas.

But honestly guys.....PLEASE make it to the bathroom if possible. PLEASE!!!
 
Miss Muscle said:
The best thing to do is simply apologize. Offer to get some air freshner...most gyms keep it....and spray the area where you released gas.

But honestly guys.....PLEASE make it to the bathroom if possible. PLEASE!!!
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fuck that i get so much joy from having people sniff air that came out of my rectum
 
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