I was in my buddies wedding 6 months ago and got nearly black out drunk. Immediately after wedding, took girlfriend to my Expedition and fucked her with most of tux still on. The bride got pissed because they were looking for me for the pictures, found us putting close back together. Had a nice white stain on the crotch of my tux because I just opened the zipper. Fortunately, it was a very laid back crowd and everyone just had a good laugh.