holy shit. I just pissed myself laughing. I can agree with everything rj has said. Thanks to chip, i can't even touch my girl without wanting to fuck. It is not romance anymore for me. It is an all out fuck fest. I was nailing her the other night over the side of the couch till she almost vomited. True story. She can look at me across the dinner table, and i just want to bend her over like a shotgun. She ask's me, what do you want for dinner? I tell her i wanna fuck. She asks me to take out the trash, i ask if we can fuck first. If the heater turns on, that little draft i feel makes ripcockwell come alive. It's out of control. I will shoot chip a txt forgetting we are on 2 different time zones, and it doesn't matter, he will still send me back a quick txt. He is like a 24 hour encyclopedia. The difference is, the encyclopedias i have read don't mention words like cock, balls, jizz, donkey-punch, cum dumpster, etc. So yeah, i would have to conclude his customer service is top notch.
Life is good. Now pick up the phone and give him a call you fucks!!
Before i called chip, i didn't even think about sex. Couldn't get it up at all. Took cialis but that was like putting a used flagpole on a condemned building. Now my body is feeling good, power tool is working. What can i say???? Thx chip!!
