You got your answer Dip Nipsy Shit.
What u asked for was asinine and what you need to, to help her if that is what you are trying to do...the only other thing I can recommend as you clearly do not either care for this woman or how loses the weight so here is what you need to do.
Get her some blow, meth or crush up some a d d meds like aderol, concerta or vivance and hold the pipe while she is on an exercise bike...she will either lose the weight or stroke out on you...just like pumping her full of gear would have done.