Yes, I'm an idiot, but please help.

[N]

I first want to begin this discussion by saying, I am almost completely new to the world of steroids, I have never done them, and all I seek is help.

Although I may mess up some terms, and meanings please stick with me. I really need the help.

I am 16 years old, and I am a state wrestler. The pressure from both my coach, and my opponents has lead me to want to begin steroids.

I am 5'6" tall, I weigh 135 pounds, and 10.6% body fat. I've been working out legitimately for about for about 2 years now, and my diet is nearly flawless.

I want to begin my first cycle of steroids this summer (giving me about 6 months to plan for it). However I have gone to many websites, and none of the ones I have gone to have told me exactly what I wanted to know.

I need a beginner stack that will allow me to gain about 20-30 pounds of muscle within a 5-8 week period. I also need a "recovery" which will allow me to get off the steroids for about 6 months, without any negative side affects which would effect my wrestling.

I am not "tough" enough to inject them, and need to have oral.

Any suggestions help a great deal, once again, I am new to this, and I have almost no idea what I am talking about.

WHAT I AM CURRENTLY TAKING (I will get off these once I begin the steroids):
-Jack3d
- Epozine o
- Animal Stack
- Creatine
- M stack

NOTE: My parents will not find out that I am going to take steroids, which is why I am unable to contact a professional.

 

[hellawaits77]

Yes, if you start using steroids at 16, you are an IDIOT.

When you're 16, your body is producing so much testosterone naturally, you're basically already on steroids. Once you reach 21-22, you'll know what I mean. I'm only 24, and I have to work much, much harder for results now than I did when I was a kid.

If you start juicing at this age, you can permanently mess up your hormonal system. Think about how much it would suck (and cost) to need testosterane replacement treatment by the time you;re 25. Yeah, it can happen. Also, you weigh 135. EAT my young friend, EAT!!! Get stronger and bump up a few classes. If you're this light I have a hard time believing you train hard and heavy.

I suggest you simply stick to a great diet, train your ass off, and stick to PROTEIN supplements. You have no need to be on Animal Stak at 16. Trust me Man, I know this isn't what you wanna hear, but it's the truth. Most steroid veterans will tell you to not start juicing until you'e 25. Some say even 30.

 

[Scarz]

fuck steroidology administration. They don't deserve my time and effort in posting what ive learned in 15 years.

Sorry to my bros here. But i will not endorse this corrupt board. Primordial and need size sell fake products and they know it. Fucking thieves. I don't want to be a part of it.

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[jimdawg]

Just from how you are writing, it is evident that you have a low self-esteem. Keep your head up high and shovel in that food. Maybe your "near flawless" diet is too low in calories. Post it so we can help you out. Just remember that you are not the idiot, your coach is for even suggesting you take gear.

 

[AnonEagle]

Just from how you are writing, it is evident that you have a low self-esteem. Keep your head up high and shovel in that food. Maybe your "near flawless" diet is too low in calories. Post it so we can help you out. Just remember that you are not the idiot, your coach is for even suggesting you take gear.

dont think his coach actually recommended him that. sounds more like his coach wants him to get bigger/stronger.

OP you dont need gear. if you really cant gain weight eat. i guarantee you you don't have a "flawless diet" or you wouldn't weigh 135. what everyone says is true. you say you dont want to inject well that is what you'll be doing every week from age 25-death if you do roids at 16. not to mention you'll close your growth plates and be that small forever.

best we can do is post up your diet for the diet gurus here, and even post up your training regimen.

 

[R1rider]

Like everyone said, eat and train naturally till at least 24. If you juice now you will be fucked for life. Your choice

 

[MrRage]

they have said it all... way too young.

 

[Norseman]

yu hav goodt info here. Toooo young..not just fer this decision..but any that will be 4 ever..you have so long yet

 

[Greazy-Pickle]

at 5ft6 wrestling the 135lb class why would you want to jump to 165lbs? doesnt make sense.. the whole question sounds fishy too me.. but if you are really a 16yr old looking to take steriods you need to get your head screwed on tight.. the only thing you should be thinking about at 16 is chasin pussy

 

[jackt]

don't you have to be 18 to even be on this board?

 

[jjtattoofreak]

I believe that is correct, I believe Stone cold will delete him into the abyss of masterbating teenagers ...

 

[bobistheman]

I believe that is correct, I believe Stone cold will delete him into the abyss of masterbating teenagers ...

 

[StoneColdNTO]

don't you have to be 18 to even be on this board?

Yes, and that is why he just got banned.