You are hereby sentenced to LIFE... of TRT!! AWESOME!!!!

CHIP WADOWSKI

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What does a guy have to do to be given a sentence like that???

-Be over the age of 30
(In individual, case by case situations, men under 30, have been approved for therapy base on lab values)

1a.) Be a moody PRICK when it comes to dealing with family and co-workers :argue:

2a.) SUCK IN BED :sulk:

3a.) Have an overall, SHITTY, DEPRESSED outlook on your life :mad:

4a.) Lack the energy required to be the father to your kids that they DESERVE :noway:

5a.) DENY your partner the sex that they want because you either have no desire or KNOW that you wont be able to perform :crying:
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LIFE AFTER SENTENCING.....

1b.) Possess a great attitude toward family, friends, and co-workers :dance2:

2b.) Turn into a FUCKING PORNSTAR! Look in the fucking mirror and confuse your cock with a LOUSIVILLE SLUGGER "P 271" SPECICAL SPERM SPITTER EDITION :sperm:!!!

3b.) Have a great outlook on your life and all of the GOOD that you CHOOSE to involve in it! :beertoast

4b.) Have the energy and DESIRE to stop letting "X-BOX" and "PLAYSTATION" do your damn job, and take your kids outside... PLAY BALL.... GET THEM FRESH AIR.... TAKE THEM TO THE TRACK AND RUN WITH THEM.... !
TURN YOURSELF INTO THE SUPERDAD THAT ALL YOUR KIDS FRIENDS ALWAYS TALK ABOUT!! :bowdown:

5b.) Have the self-confidence to know that you can supply "ROUND THE CLOCK COCK" and "DICK ON DEMAND" that'll turn your partner IN-FUCKING-SIDE OUT!!! :doggy:

http://www.steroidology.com/forum/t...apy/594963-what-exactly-round-clock-cock.html

TO BEGIN YOUR LIFE "SENTENCE", VISIT - Maximus HRT
 
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