FlyingMonkeys
New member
Reasons For taking Androhard V3
1)There's this fattycake girl in the gym who picks on me and I can't wait to beat teh CRAP outta her after I'm done with this cycle.
2)I Chose Androhard over Andromass because my girlfriend says I'm not "Hard" enough anymore. With extra "Hard" in me, I can't wait to straight #THESHIET outta her. That'll teach her to mouth off..
3)My cawks small as hell and I read that DHT increases cawksize.
4)My mom told me that if I can surpass my sister's weight (140), she'd buy me a flying monkey.
Stats
Male - 26 years old - 200 lbs - 10% BF - Hung like a giantmother****ing ANT.
Pictures will come soon, I spent my life savings + stole my mom's crackmoneyz so that I can buys meself 8 weeks of Androhard (2 Boxes).
Nutrition/Lifting
Nutrition - Intermittent Fasting anywhere from 16 hours to 20. I drink 2 scoops of Whey protein at 2PM, Gym at 4PM, Eat my largest meal, then 2 mini meals before 9/10PM.
Meal Breakdown
I will only deviate from this 5% of the time. I never drink and I normally deviate with healthy foods so instead of chicken+eggs, I'll do steak to keep the same macronutrient split.
Preworkout shake - 2 scoops of whey(Gaspari) - ~300 cals | 10G carbs, 50G Protein
Postworkout Meal - 2 scoops of Syntha 6 - ~400 cals |30G carbs, 44G Protein
Oatmeal 2 Cups ~600 Cals |108G Carbs (No proteins because I don't count half-teins)
Steak
12oz chicken - ~400 Cals | 80G Proteins 4.2G Fats
6 large eggs - ~360 Cals |24G Proteins 30G Fats
Meal #2 - 12oz chicken - ~400 Cals | 80G Proteins 4.2G Fats
6 large eggs - ~360 Cals |24G Proteins 30G Fats
Meal #3 - 12oz chicken - ~400 Cals | 80G Proteins 4.2G Fats
6 large eggs - ~360 Cals | 24G Proteins 30G Fats
6 tabs fish oil -54 Cals | 6 G Fats
I cycle my carbs so I eat an extra meal of 300-400 cals of carbs and 200-400 cals of fat for my night meals on my leg days where I go all out and exhaust all my glycogen stores and it feels like i'm a hooker who just took on 4 dudes all at once.
Lift Breakdown
The only real lifts I believe in are Deadlifts, Squats and Benches. Can curling,Situps,and tricep kickbacks help you lift a fatty off your chest?O HelllllllNoOoEz brohemoths.
I do other exercises with my main lifts but the main lifts are the only ones I will list gains/losses on and the only ones I care about.
I Know I'm weak but I give it my all
Squat - 1RM - 375 (Butt pretty much touches the back of my calf but I use wraps+ belt - sad face)
Deadlift - 415
Flat Bench - 315(I actually need to get a little help on these so in essence, prob not even 315 - again, sad facex2)
Supplements/PCT
8 Weeks of 6x Androhard a day
Orange Triad
Calcium
Fish Oil
PCT - Primordial Performance TRS V1 (Not the new one), Torem @ 120/90/60/30. I kind of feel like I won't need the standard dosing for androHard though - Any thoughts guys?
Pictures coming soon! I JUST got the products and this is more exciting than the first time I visited pornhub.com. I'm starting this monday!
Any thoughts, comments, hateposts, etc let me know.
1)There's this fattycake girl in the gym who picks on me and I can't wait to beat teh CRAP outta her after I'm done with this cycle.
2)I Chose Androhard over Andromass because my girlfriend says I'm not "Hard" enough anymore. With extra "Hard" in me, I can't wait to straight #THESHIET outta her. That'll teach her to mouth off..
3)My cawks small as hell and I read that DHT increases cawksize.
4)My mom told me that if I can surpass my sister's weight (140), she'd buy me a flying monkey.
Stats
Male - 26 years old - 200 lbs - 10% BF - Hung like a giantmother****ing ANT.
Pictures will come soon, I spent my life savings + stole my mom's crackmoneyz so that I can buys meself 8 weeks of Androhard (2 Boxes).
Nutrition/Lifting
Nutrition - Intermittent Fasting anywhere from 16 hours to 20. I drink 2 scoops of Whey protein at 2PM, Gym at 4PM, Eat my largest meal, then 2 mini meals before 9/10PM.
Meal Breakdown
I will only deviate from this 5% of the time. I never drink and I normally deviate with healthy foods so instead of chicken+eggs, I'll do steak to keep the same macronutrient split.
Preworkout shake - 2 scoops of whey(Gaspari) - ~300 cals | 10G carbs, 50G Protein
Postworkout Meal - 2 scoops of Syntha 6 - ~400 cals |30G carbs, 44G Protein
Oatmeal 2 Cups ~600 Cals |108G Carbs (No proteins because I don't count half-teins)
Steak
12oz chicken - ~400 Cals | 80G Proteins 4.2G Fats
6 large eggs - ~360 Cals |24G Proteins 30G Fats
Meal #2 - 12oz chicken - ~400 Cals | 80G Proteins 4.2G Fats
6 large eggs - ~360 Cals |24G Proteins 30G Fats
Meal #3 - 12oz chicken - ~400 Cals | 80G Proteins 4.2G Fats
6 large eggs - ~360 Cals | 24G Proteins 30G Fats
6 tabs fish oil -54 Cals | 6 G Fats
I cycle my carbs so I eat an extra meal of 300-400 cals of carbs and 200-400 cals of fat for my night meals on my leg days where I go all out and exhaust all my glycogen stores and it feels like i'm a hooker who just took on 4 dudes all at once.
Lift Breakdown
The only real lifts I believe in are Deadlifts, Squats and Benches. Can curling,Situps,and tricep kickbacks help you lift a fatty off your chest?O HelllllllNoOoEz brohemoths.
I do other exercises with my main lifts but the main lifts are the only ones I will list gains/losses on and the only ones I care about.
I Know I'm weak but I give it my all
Squat - 1RM - 375 (Butt pretty much touches the back of my calf but I use wraps+ belt - sad face)
Deadlift - 415
Flat Bench - 315(I actually need to get a little help on these so in essence, prob not even 315 - again, sad facex2)
Supplements/PCT
8 Weeks of 6x Androhard a day
Orange Triad
Calcium
Fish Oil
PCT - Primordial Performance TRS V1 (Not the new one), Torem @ 120/90/60/30. I kind of feel like I won't need the standard dosing for androHard though - Any thoughts guys?
Pictures coming soon! I JUST got the products and this is more exciting than the first time I visited pornhub.com. I'm starting this monday!
Any thoughts, comments, hateposts, etc let me know.
