LMFAO... If I had one... I remember when I first started doing my hair like that for work.
Before it was just a french braid, and I would wear a Chef's hat. But, when I added the primo in, I started to get paranoid and so I stopped wearing my hat but, I had to figure something out to make sure allll my hair was pinned back.
So, I started to do this side braid, pulling all my bangs back, and then putting it in a bun, just to realize the bun was making my hair break. Now, I just braid the bangs back, connect it all into a french braid.
One of the guys on the line was like, "You look so cute with your hair like that. You kinda look...." I'm just like, "I know, I look so fucking German, eh?" he's like, "I didnt want to offend you but, yeah you do!" I just laughed, like dude, how's that gonna 'offend me?' I am german, right so? it's only expected of me to look German!