Anabolic substances LEGAL in the USA (2013)

[wise]

Are there any anabolic substances that increase androgens (be it directly or indirectly by stimulating natural production) that are, as of now (2013), legal to purchase and posses in the United States?

 

[fancyhuh101]

hope ur still not thinking of doing what u have been speaking about , but to answer your question ... NO . steroids are illegal in the US , by anabolic substances it depends what u mean . protein can be considered anabolic , only other natural and legal products u may find otc are test boosters and some horny goat weed , steroids and most pro hormones are illegal

 

[imdennis]

drink your own sperm..... seems like thats the only thing thats legal now and days in the states...

 

[Moppy1]

Not sure how legal it is, but some of the prohormones being sold on the internet now in the USA work fairly well. The labs that make these stay ahead of the law by continually changing their chemical composition, finding derivatives that are not regulated yet, but that still work. Sust250 by Dynamic Nutrition and Androdrol by Power Labs have a mix of some of these prohormones that are not banned yet. And they work. Lots of discussion about them on other sites.

 

[oscarmike]

drink your own sperm..... seems like thats the only thing thats legal now and days in the states...

Hahahahhahahaha bravo zulu. Well played. Dont let the secret out tho they migght pass bill in congress to ban that too.

 

[TheFitnessLife4ever]

Find another hobby if you're concern is that..

 

[unknown21]

Fitness life said it all bro.

 

[halfwit]

drink your own sperm..... seems like thats the only thing thats legal now and days in the states...

Wait, you think if I tell the wife my semen is anabolic and will help her to build muscle/lose weight... she'll start swallowing?

 

[imdennis]

Wait, you think if I tell the wife my semen is anabolic and will help her to build muscle/lose weight... she'll start swallowing?

nope because your high protein sperm tastes like ass so i assume, i dug some info out to help you though

Certain foods have reputations for helping semen taste better, including:
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pineapple - pineapples (and juice) makes semen much sweeter tasting
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celery - helps reduce bitterness of semen sometimes
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fruit - mostly melons, fruit seems to make semen taste sweet
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cinnamon - can help mask odd semen tastes
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water (important) - lots of water every day to flush toxins from your body
Vegetarians have reputations for having better tasting sperm than meat eating males. This is not only due to the extra fruits and 'healthy' foods that vegetarians eat, but also what they don't eat.
Things That Can Make Seminal Fluid Taste Bad
If there are things that make your semen taste good, there's got to be some things that make it taste bad:
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too much protein (meat, dairy products, etc) will generally make semen salty
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too much coffee makes semen taste very bitter
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heavy smoking can make semen taste bitter and generally gives it a bad taste
garlic and onions carry their flavor to semen sometimes
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foods with a high sulfur content (broccoli family, meats, legumes, nuts & seeds, etc)

 

[halfwit]

nope because your high protein sperm tastes like ass so i assume, i dug some info out to help you though

I've tried most of those, but didn't know that protein makes it more salty. I can confirm pineapple and celery, but never thought of cinnamon. "HONEY, I NEED TO TEST SOMETHING!"

 

[wise]

Find another hobby if you're concern is that..

I don't give a fuck if they are legal/illegal from a law sense, it's just that it's 10000x easier to get them if they are legal and it saves me the trouble and the risk of getting shady shit.

 

[wise]

Not sure how legal it is, but some of the prohormones being sold on the internet now in the USA work fairly well. The labs that make these stay ahead of the law by continually changing their chemical composition, finding derivatives that are not regulated yet, but that still work. Sust250 by Dynamic Nutrition and Androdrol by Power Labs have a mix of some of these prohormones that are not banned yet. And they work. Lots of discussion about them on other sites.

Thank you, this is what I was asking for. Do you have any references to people who have done tests with these supplements?

 

[TheFitnessLife4ever]

If you didn't know this is a shady business, where the fuck have you been Sherlock?