Can I get some decent information about how to order safley without getting jumped on

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Well,..Well,.. Well,.. I was waiting for this moment all my life, "a moment of laughter", but seriously I wonder if I can kick all of your asses? That's Right! I know I can kick all your asses at the same time. Teutonic put on a shirt so that I can grab it, 82nd Fister ,GIXXERR, Snigg , Mr.H, RJH, RJ put on a shirt and some pants so that I can toss you and Big OAK, OAK your at 6'7 feet tall 270 pounds 3% BDF, I'm sizing you to see how big I have dig the hole to burry you in. That's right I’ll toss all of you around like rag dolls, The fuck you guys think you are messing with !! I know the Steven Segals art Tae Kwon do, In case ya’ll haven't seen Segal movies he tosses 10 tough guys around and breaks their asses and make them Bleed, all this without messing up his hair, or even getting a small cut. I might have trouble handling all of you Mofo's! cause you're bodybuilders, but that’s Ok shiiit, it will just take me a little longer, I’m asking some you to put on some clothes cause I see you don't have any on in your avi, and I don't want to look gay just in case I land behind you when I start my moves on ya, I'll tare off all of your bodybuilder limbs apart,....
!!! LOL !
 
OOOOOOOOoooooo dont get me all excited pinga... i think i have a raging clue going on in my pants O.O

Get funny In your pantsy Tony, I don't care if you box like Mike Tyson, Why Ill take you and Mike Tyson and Tare your asses apart and make it bleed,..you and Mike Tyson and that 1 legged boxer... fuckers Haa! LOL
 
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No comment on that... I'm a tough guy and tough guys don't talk much, exempt the bible that I wrote on my previous post, see here, my feelings were touched and I had to let it all out of me like Whitney Houston's song "letting it all out" and I did that, and made me feel good,.
 
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Fuck that !.. just look at the eye brows, the pain to unplog them hairs ...Hey don't forget tough guys have to look good too ! and we have feelings, now where were we ?? Oh just do something, try to touch me, stab me, try something ! Tony I'm going show you my karate moves..
 
shiiit !!! I've never seen Steven Segal fight a naked dude, I would never do that my self, I guess when feeling preassure..Like the old Chinese saying "If you can't beat them use your legs and RUN " You WIN Tony ! I guess I'll find my way out of here..Elvis has left the building...
 
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Well,..Well,.. Well,.. I was waiting for this moment all my life, "a moment of laughter", but seriously I wonder if I can kick all of your asses? That's Right! I know I can kick all your asses at the same time. Teutonic put on a shirt so that I can grab it, 82nd Fister ,GIXXERR, Snigg , Mr.H, RJH, RJ put on a shirt and some pants so that I can toss you and Big OAK, OAK your at 6'7 feet tall 270 pounds 3% BDF, I'm sizing you to see how big I have dig the hole to burry you in. That's right I’ll toss all of you around like rag dolls, The fuck you guys think you are messing with !! I know the Steven Segals art Tae Kwon do, In case ya’ll haven't seen Segal movies he tosses 10 tough guys around and breaks their asses and make them Bleed, all this without messing up his hair, or even getting a small cut. I might have trouble handling all of you Mofo's! cause you're bodybuilders, but that’s Ok shiiit, it will just take me a little longer, I’m asking some you to put on some clothes cause I see you don't have any on in your avi, and I don't want to look gay just in case I land behind you when I start my moves on ya, I'll tare off all of your bodybuilder limbs apart,....
!!! LOL !

I get it, I screwed up by "venting," but hey, continue with what you were saying.
 
Order food through the drive thru and truly get it just like you ordered it. If you are constantly plagued by incorrect orders at the drive thru, it might not be the restaurant...it could be the way your are ordering your food.
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First, the most basic of all things: Know where you are! Don't order a Whopper when you are at McDonald's or a Big Mac when you are at Burger King. This is a slap in the face to the guy working on the hot grill and the fry guy dropping your fries in the greasy fry area. Don't give them fuel to purposely make your order wrong. Whenever this happens at my burger place we all look at each other and shake our heads with disappointment. Don't do it.

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Next, have an idea of what you are going to order. If its your first time at the restaurant, dine in, or if they have two menus take a little time to read it over and try stick to their most common items until you learn the menu.

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It's time to order! Be polite. Start by saying "I would like to order a ..." or try "It's my first time here ...I think I will try your combo #1 without onions please. Thanks" Try to avoid using "Give me a..." or "Lemme have a..." or "I need..."
Do say: "Please", "Thanks"

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When you order a combo meal like a #1 or a #2, most of the time those come with a side order and a drink of some sort. Do not order a #2 then specify you only want the burger not the combo at the end of your order. This causes the cashier to have to go back and change the order which has already been sent to the kitchen crew. If they do not look up to see the changes they may not get your order right. Also, try to prevent any changes in the end or at the cashier window. Remember as you speak the order is being sent to the kitchen. If you specify no onions at the end of your order the onions will have to be picked out of your burger which might be in the middle of 10 other burgers. Even worse is when customers specify they don't want mustard or ketchup at the end of the order. A whole new bun has to be dropped which could cause the order to be incorrect.
All of the changes can be frustrating for the burger assembler. Try to avoid changing your mind at the last minute.
If you just want the burger, order the burger by itself, For example: "I would like a Whopper sandwich please." "Thanks!"
If the combo #1 is a single meat patty burger with a medium soda and a medium fry say: "I would like to order the combo #1 all the way please"

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Pull forward only when you are asked to, or when they have repeated your order and given you a total. Many times customers order and pull up without getting a repeat on their order. Before you pull forward make sure the cashier took your order right. Over the speaker a Large "Sprite" sounds a lot like a Large "Fry"
Pulling forward also cuts off the speaker automatically. The cashier might be repeating your order when you cut them off mid-sentence by pulling forward prematurely. You may not know it, but it sounds rude from the kitchens standpoint.

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Finally, have your form of payment ready at the window and try not to order anything at the window. Remember even when you order at the window the order has to be sent to the kitchen again. It will be out of order and cause confusion.
The main thing is to be nice and remember: "These people are preparing your food."

This should sum up the process! Good luck!!!
 
BAAAAHAHAHA jimbo i do that all the time when i decide to get fucked up. ill go to wendys an ask for a double cheese burger. or a mc chicken... its fun as hell. gotta mess with the drive through people sometime. that or delay yourself an make your order be like 10-15 min long. or talk gay as possible into the intercom. then be straight faced like nothing happen at the window
 
im glad this went from a "damn it i have to ban someone" thread to "LMFAO"...

:)

It was thanks to Teutonic, RJ, and Cyto diffusing the situation. Well done. Coupled with the hilarious antics of Pinga of course.
 
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jimbo, your analogy speaks volumes. hopefully other noobs, like myself, are able to read through the lines and figure it out. It's not some crazy cipher like in the Davinci Code. It's as easy as ordering fast food. After all, I figured it out. Hahah A+ jimbo
 
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