Crazy Ex Wife is threatening to steroid test...help

Dude family court usually doesnt do test and back ground findings. Most likely ur lawyer and her lawyer is going to sattle the case out side of the court and they going to walk in front of the judge with the mutule agrement. So, first do some back ground search on her lawyer, is he tuff or a bitch then get ur self a better lawyer then that and have ur lawyer fuck her lawyer in the ass. My case was not quite the same but thats what i did and it warked. u should also look in to giving her a hard time as well, go to ur local police station and make a report aganst her for haresment (if u can) and then let the goverment lawyer give her hard time and she will have to spend money to fight the case which u can just sattle at the end. Bro good luck with everything
 
Why does this guy keep talking....

Anyways, thanks for the input guys...I just recently started a cycle of test e and Winstrol (winny) but I'm only two weeks in so I can quit now and not have to worry about crash. The main thing I'm worried about is the Deca I took last cycle eight months ago. Don't they have to test for specific compounds though...because otherwise I can have my t levels back down in time

Deca is in you for 18 months cock gobbler. Your fucked. You might as well just off yourself now so your kids don't have to grow up with such a cock mongrel for a dad.
 
I highly doubt they would spend the money to do a juice test on you. Especially if its just testosterone. You can actually sue for messing up your reputation. But if that happens you would have to posepone it a couple times till your on off cycle.

thats not true man, because it depends on the judge, he can order one if she talks about his behavior and how he can harm the kids. If shes already acting like this, then who knows
 
Thanks for the helpful input guys....its unfortunate we have to deal with idiots on here while grown people are trying to have a mature discussion
 
"Hey Bros, I have a small real problem, I am in the middle of a custody battle, and my ex of 12 yrs has accused me of steroids, So the mediator wants me to do a steroid test at a local lab that is contracted with the family courts. I told her no way, My delimma is I have not een on anything for 3yrs, until a month ago when I decided to do tren ace so that i could suppress my natural and normal test,

I did this so that i could get prescribed legal test, it worked, and now the doc have me on 200mg per week, (no kidding).. Now i have not started injecting it yet as my lawyer say lets do our own private test first at a diffent lab. Also the lab only charges $150, I thought steroid test was way more expensive."

got this off another forum, so my best guess for you is to go to a doc and try to get prescribed to test and go on testosterone replacement therapy (TRT). or it also depends on what compounds your using man, short ester, or long etser. I hope this helps a bit. Sorry to hear about your situation.
 
I can tell you that the Judge plays a big roll in this situation, speaking from personal experience and from other peoples
 
Factors which influence the detection times:

Metabolism
Fluid intake
Tolerance to the drug
Frequency of intake
Duration of intake
Body fat
Potency of drug
Dosage

So it is quite possible for it to be out of your system.
 
If she wants to have you tested, all she has to do is pay for it and it happens. This will happen to provide an additional piece of evidence of instability. This can result in fewer visitations, maybe supervised. More time the children spend with the mother will result in more child support. The judge, if favoring women, will then put forth a set of hoops for you to jump through. This could be counseling or out-patient drug testing.

In these situations, some think being passive and the high road is the answer. That is a poor route. I would urge similar action against your ex, if you fail the test. This would be an effort to null the parties claims as the judge would be skeptical on motives for these actions and pass a fair judgement.

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I thought you had a lawyer. Get one stat. Fuck next week do it Friday. I don't have all the details but the one that actually makes key legal moves first has the upper hand.

She has temp custody? See a lawyer ask for an ex-parte, as the mother is showing emotional instability and request the children remain in your custody, until the judgement is passed. Even if this doesn't happen it establishes your desire to be a father, one that is willing and capable - a standing pilar of greatness.
 
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Pull a Jax teller from sons of anarchy and what he did to his ex..
Pick up a speed ball hold her down and drop the plunger on that bitch.. Then threaten to have her blood tested in the courts and accuse her of being a junky (speed ball will show up in her bloods.. And from that point on nobody will ever believe a junky)

But.. On the other hand, maybe not a good idea
 
Thanks for the helpful input guys….its unfortunate we have to deal with idiots on here while grown people are trying to have a mature discussion


No disrespect mate but anyone coming to an anonymous steroid board for advice over something as serious as losing access to his kids is misguided to say the least.
Get off the gear and get some legal advice.
 
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