The enigma of my physiology stumps another one
If you, Dre and Austin want a science project, I'm here.
No kidding. Like, that shouldn't be even possible for your body to do that. Without a negative feedback loop, your testes would explode!
One of two things must be going on here:
You either have a very happy wife
-or-
You missed your anniversary one year and it is now tattoo'd somewhere on your body.
Well, I'm hoping the first - but the honest truth is that I have picked every date in my relationship carefully or memorized it somehow. The date we met for the first time happens to be the PIN for our debit cards since the late 90's haha. Our anniversary is the day after Christmas, her birthdate I remember because the month and day summed up equal a holiday in the same month. Hmmm, just some of my tricks haha.
I usually just toss em once they're full. Shockingly the one I have here doesn't stink. The one I have at home... omfg, I gag just touching it and it's not even close to full.
Man that's crazy! I wonder what the odds are of blind dates actually working out, let alone getting married lol. You got married young too. You're like 35 right?
I honestly have 3 full 2-liters of spit and dip on my desk at home. I normally chuck em once they're full, but I do get lazy on occasion. As this has been an exam week, I've filled two of them in a matter of days.

I'm 37, but yes - we married quite young. I was almost 20 at the time. But then again, I partied and did a lot of things I shouldn't have as a young teen. I hung out with the crowd that went to bars and strip clubs with fake ID's at the age of 16. I still have no idea how those worked given that I can spot a minor a MILE away now. Good times.
I think I already admitted to meeting mine in an AOL chat room.
Whoa, haha. That is pretty good. Then again, if it was AOL - that was before everyone learned how to have an online persona 180 degrees different than they are IRL.
Yeah, that may be even crazier. I guess people meet on WoW and shit though. Did you guys live near each other at the time?
I know two couples that met in WoW and are still married. I also know a couple that got a divorce because of WoW, which led to them each marryinn someone else from the game. Damn nerds and online relationships.
I tried to back trace this one...
and a bunch of hentai porn came up.
Jade Marie Baird. What do I win??!