doing the houdini

[jjtattoofreak]

The Dirty Sanchez is a sex game with shit and anger. Some Anal Sex on the side.

 

[jjtattoofreak]

The Zombie sex position makes your woman like the wolking dead with sperm in her face.

 

[jjtattoofreak]

The Alabama hot pocket..... there is a list at the top of this page for all the other names to .... Urban Dictionary: alabama hot pocket

 

[jjtattoofreak]

Urban Dictionary: strawberry shortcake

 

[JamieOleBoy]

That is AKA as the Cleveland Fake out!!

 

[BIGRK]

This thread is freakin hilarious!! lmao

 

[chevyon6s]

give her a chilli dog......






























shit on her chest and titty fuck her

 

[3J]

^^^ uggg.. that's fucking nasty

 

[chevyon6s]

yeah guy at work told me that last week at lunch while i was eating a chilli dog....i think i threw up in my mouth.....

just ask her for a rusty trombone


get behind u and lick ur ass while she reaches around and jerks u off


he told me that one too...

 

[3J]

uggg.. how do u lick an ass bro.. can u shit where u eat too?? not my type of run in sexually.. thx

 

[cpjerk]

aright guys... this is the funniest thing iv ever heard.. have yet to try it..

when your in doggy style and doing it with a girl.. pull out and make it sound like you busted a nut... as your making it sound that way.. spit on her back....


when she turns around... money shot!!!! lolol

Very similar to the Emeril Lagasse. All the same except when she turns around, throw your load in her face and yell "BAM!"

 

[THE-DET-OAK]

uggg.. how do u lick an ass bro..

hahaha-I have done it once or twice-but she has to be super fucking hot-like i mean give up a finger or 2 hot. then and only then does ass taste sweet my friend.

 

[3J]

maybe after she bleaches it and doesn't eat anything for like 12hrs.. and takes a good ass douching shower.. then i'd be okay with it..

my ex was a porn star.. that's the only time iv done that.. cuz she used to maintain that asshole.. lmfao

 

[THE-DET-OAK]

lol

 

[3J]

lol

yo oak.. who's that in the avi?

 

[OLYMPIAN]

I eat ass all the time! I just pretend its chitlins.

(joking)

I do eat though, but only one lady and she keeps it cleans.

 

[3J]

yea if its clean ill lick from the asshole to the clit no prob... but i dont trust bitches...

 

[THE-DET-OAK]

yo oak.. who's that in the avi?

me and the women were playing with the camera the other night-and she finally let me upload a pic for my avi-and for the thread about what kind of woman guys like-the one in women's section

 

[RJ]

yea if its clean ill lick from the asshole to the clit no prob... but i dont trust bitches...

stop being such a lady. promises of ass play are a great way to get em in the shower... then you can clean that thing yourself! lol

 

[RJ]

And the best is "The Abe Lincoln"

To accomplish this you fuck your girl from behind and just when she's about to cum... you punch her hard as fuck in the back of the head. Once she's out... you flip her over and shave off her pubes (she's gotta have some for this to work or you gotta use yours. lol). Bust your nut all over her face and then sprinkle the pubes onto her face in the shape of a beard.

Volia... the Abe Lincoln