Drug test in work!

[P4P]

Right guys I start work in a power station Monday and I'm into my second week on- Test E@500mg p week for 10 weeks. I know from a source that they are definitely testing for steroids, I need to pass the test to keep my new job and not get my source who got me the job in trouble. Suggestions ? Thanks

 

[drk_diggler]

Not to sound dumb but not sure what a powerstation is... Testing for steroids is not an easy task and is rather expensive... Or at least it used to be.... I've been out of the loop for a couple years so I'm not sure how much things have changed...If you really are worried get the whizzinator...

 

[ChrisWho?]

Why would your source get in trouble when you fail it?

 

[P4P]

A powerplant. I would but I'm from the uk you see so its hard to get hold of that stuff around here. Because he's vouched for me and got me a job there and the boss has said that he doesn't want anyone using steroids.

 

[P4P]

By the way is more than likely to be done at random and I think the NHS pay for tests.

 

[Kane_Red_Machine]

mover to the correct section. no details about source details discussion are allowed.

 

[P4P]

Im referring to my source as in the workplace (someone in the company who got me the job), not as in where I get my stuff from so i dont not really think its a problem as the story I've told is just to basically set the scenario I'm in.

 

[BXNY]

If the test is being done off-site, which I would presume to be the case if the test is in-depth enough to find steroids, I'd make some fake identification records up and send in a friend with clean piss. Make sure they have all information they'll need to fill in medical records.

If it's on-site, whizzinator.

If they'll be monitoring you, you're fucked bro.

 

[Wheatmonallstar1998]

Just become a cop because doing roids is a prerequisite to employment.

 

[China_Wall]

Just become a cop because doing roids is a prerequisite to employment.

wheatmonallstar... no room for idiots here bro... keep that shit to yourself

P4P... seems like ur screwed if they end up testing u

 

[Dreaded Pirate Roberts]

google steroid cleans it works.

 

[Trainwrek]

If the test is a piss test. Find a friend with clean piss..put the piss in a glue bottle, tape the bottle and handwarmers to the inside part of your thigh and use the clean piss. It works. Trust me. If it's a blood test, you're fucked.

 

[FFChiz]

If the test is a piss test. Find a friend with clean piss..put the piss in a glue bottle, tape the bottle and handwarmers to the inside part of your thigh and use the clean piss. It works. Trust me. If it's a blood test, you're fucked.

That's how my brother got his job at the hospital, lol.