Ever fall asleep eating pussy?

[fl8meplz]

Damnit!! I did last night. I was soo fucking tired and it was about 2:30 am and I took something at midnight to help me sleep not knowing i was gonna get laid. Needless to say I am getting a lot of ribbing from her today lol.

 

[bigjay00]

hahaha -- that sucks, good luck getting some again!

 

[cutgirl79]

that suxs man u need to worjk harder on that girl now...to prove ur dont sux

 

[steel59]

No... but I have passed in and out of conciousness while getting head..... many times.... it's kinda funny really...

 

[fl8meplz]

Damnit!!! Last night I got a chance to make up for the falling asleep shit and got FINA dick. FUCK!!!

 

[NYIronBiker]

send the little woman this way bro I'll take over for ya !!! lol

 

[fl8meplz]

Hehe, I am not done yet bro. I will get another chance and I won't fuck it up.

send the little woman this way bro I'll take over for ya !!! lol

 

[CaptainAwesome]

i used to have a girlfriend that was addicted to sleeping pills and had some strong prescription stuff. well i told her i would leave her if i caught her with that stuff. so one day i came home and she must have had them out and quickly hid them in her vagina. well i wanted to get it on so i started getting busy down there and next thing i know im waking up after sleeping for 3 days straight.

 

[ngaydazng7]

eating

yes i did fall a sleep but man i ate it for about 2 hours so i think thats okay isn't it?

 

[Chips]

Damnit!! I did last night. I was soo fucking tired and it was about 2:30 am and I took something at midnight to help me sleep not knowing i was gonna get laid. Needless to say I am getting a lot of ribbing from her today lol.

Dam I almost spit my water out laughing. Sorry bro but that is some funny shit!

 

[Bimmer]

i used to have a girlfriend that was addicted to sleeping pills and had some strong prescription stuff. well i told her i would leave her if i caught her with that stuff. so one day i came home and she must have had them out and quickly hid them in her vagina. well i wanted to get it on so i started getting busy down there and next thing i know im waking up after sleeping for 3 days straight.

are you seriouse? Or is this a joke? If its real that has to be one of the best stories iv heard in a while. Funny shit

 

[Dark Genesis]

Aw cmon is that even posible

 

[appleton111]

is there a better place to fall asleep at?

 

[Gibsonator]

Lmao at this thread

 

[BigSwolenPussy]

Been there...done that....