first cycle cyp & deca

[Vladimir]

First cycle - deca 400mg + cypionate 250mg per week = 10 weeks

First day, monday, 7am went to my nurse, she shot me with cyp and I didn't feel a thing! Then she started shooting deca and I started feeling lightheaded, and than I hear a big crash. I woke up and realized that I fainted and fell. The big crash was the sound of my head hitting the door and that woke me up. After I got up I started talking on serbian and she was like "Are you okay baby, I can't understand you, are you okay!?!" Then we looked at the door and there was a big hole in it from my head. But I was okay, a little lightheaded though till noon. My nurse said that I fell with a fucking needle still in my ass, and when she took it out it was all bent like letter L. That shit was hilarious. I was so imbarassed, but I guess that I can't stand needles. Next time I'll lay down, just in case. Went to the weightroom on the same day, did legs and abs, but didn't feel any change or some extra boost. I weighed myslef and I was 189 lbs. I also took a picture so I can compare it by the end of the cycle to see my progress. I'm also doing a blasting diet plus eas mrp, N-large and a lot of vitamins. I'll try to gain 20 pounds. My ass feels sore as fuck.

 

[Vladimir]

Second week started, today’s Monday – time for my 3rd shot. I’ve figured that the scale in the gym sucks balls, and that I’ve gained 4 lbs in first week only. Cause the scale didn’t say I’ve gained anything, but I could see in the mirror that I’ve got considerably bigger. Right now I weigh 193lbs. I don’t feel like gear actually kicked in, but I’m taking it seriously and my diet is very good – 6 to 8 meals a day, a lot of egg whites, chicken, tuna, oatmeal, rice, potatoes, beef, ice cream, cottage cheese, milk etc + supplements (EAS mrp, glutamine, vitamins) – my N-large is coming today with some more vitamins. N-large should give me 5 to 10lbs more. Getting huge again and I love it – chicks on the campus stare at me like they did a year ago

 

[creepS]

watch out your diet so you dont get alot of fat.
odakle si?

 

[Dlove]

First cycle - deca 400mg + cypionate 250mg per week = 10 weeks

First day, monday, 7am went to my nurse, she shot me with cyp and I didn't feel a thing! Then she started shooting deca and I started feeling lightheaded, and than I hear a big crash.

So your going to a nurse to get shots of roids. You already said girls on campus so I know your young. What college do you go to, University of Anabolics. Also you mix deca and test in the same syringe. I dont believe you about the nurse but if you poked yourself and fainted you didn't aspirate the needle. Mix your test and deca in same syringe. Flick it to get air bubbles to rise then swab your ass check then press lightly on plunger to get more air out and let a little oil trickle down the pin so it goes in smooth. Then poke it in the upper right part of you glute. While it's in aspirate it that means pull back on the plunger to see if any blood gets in the syringe. Then slowly and deeply press in your liquid and pull out the pin kinda quickly and massage you ass chhek with another alcohol swab.

There's injecting 101 that the nurse should have done at University Anabolics. Sign me up to that school. Just make sure the nurse is hot and she's naked and can inject properly.

 

[creepS]

all this test inside me is making me horny as shit. whenever i see somone mention things like : woman,nurse or whatever...omg lol

 

[Vladimir]

No I don't mix test and deca in the same injection. If you don't believe about my nurse, I don't give a fuck, to tell you the truth buddy. Please don't send me any negative replies, cause I don't need it -therefore if you got nothing smart to say or write, the best thing you can do is not to say or write anything and keep the BS out of this site. Thanks man

 

[Dlove]

No I don't mix test and deca in the same injection. If you don't believe about my nurse, I don't give a fuck, to tell you the truth buddy. Please don't send me any negative replies, cause I don't need it -therefore if you got nothing smart to say or write, the best thing you can do is not to say or write anything and keep the BS out of this site. Thanks man

Snappy little college boy aren't you. Youll grow out of that little man syndrome one day. Yeah I got a live in nurse she gives mean head makes a great chicken breast and pokes me with tren.

 

[Vladimir]

Pozdrav Creeps!

Second week is over - I kinda fucked up - was smoking too much weed and didn't eat regularly, but it wasn't all bad. In the second week I've gained 2 more lbs, which now ads up to 196 lbs. I still eat all the time, and I'm not getting fat, I'm still very ripped. No bloating no nuttin, but on the other side, I still have 8 more weeks to go. I'll try to get to 210 or 220 lbs, which would be amazing from only deca and a little cyp. I did get a little bit of acne on my back, but it's hardly noticeable. I do get pissed off easier, sometimes for no reason at all, but I'm not violent. I started with N-large gainer, and I'm still taking EAS packs which are really good. 10 eggwhites a day, tuna, chicken,beef, rice, potatoes,pizza, Mc-D,oatmeal, galon of water a day, 1/2 galon of milk a day etc. Day by day, hour by hour - working towards the end of the 3rd week to see the progress.

 

[Vladimir]

Don't hate Dlove. I got nothing against you dog. Keep negativity on the low. My nurse gives the best head ever. No chicken though... p.s. I'm not really a college boy, but do enjoy college chicks

 

[howardo]

Whats your stats Vlad ................

How long you been training Bro .... 5 - 6lbs sounds good for a few weeks but id say its all Water Weight or Fat buddy.

Post a pic to show us your progress.

Im currently Cycling at 400mg Test - 200mg Deca into week 4 and up 8lb and rock hard .... no water fat or anything.

Keep you diet clean and watch what you eat .... its all good to get big, but get big and lean not fat.

Good Luck.

 

[Vladimir]

Yeah, I'll post 'before and after' pics after I'm done with cycle. My type of body doesn't allow me to get fat or bloated. I can't do it no matter how hard I try. I'm 5'9" , 196lbs 13%bf and been training for 7 years. I've already reached 200lbs of lean muscle last year naturaly, that's why I believe I can do even better this year with a little help of cyp and deca.

 

[Vladimir]

Shit, it's wednesday already, my nurse fucked me over, so I missed my monday shot. I'll take it today and then on friday again. I'll be aight

 

[phillybig04]

all this test inside me is making me horny as shit. whenever i see somone mention things like : woman,nurse or whatever...omg lol

Me too. I get boners doing nothing really. I will see a nice ass and bang its all ready to go.

 

[Vladimir]

Why do you have yugoslavian flag man? Where you from?

 

[Vladimir]

Shit, I need one more bottle of deca and I can't go to Mexico. Don't trust internet orders either. Gotta find it somehow

 

[Dlove]

shit mexico isn't always so great just find a buddy at the gym

 

[phillybig04]

Why do you have yugoslavian flag man? Where you from?

That is my nationality. I am from the US. But I decided to put that flag. Is that a problem?

 

[Vladimir]

No man, I'm from there too - where the fuck do you think I've got this name???

 

[Vladimir]

3rd week passed, no gains whatsoever. No fat, no bloat, I'm still as ripped as usualy. I remember from last year - whenever I reach certain weight (around 195lbs) I have hard times gaining more weight. After this point, every pound seems like a miracle. Pound by pound baby, I still have 7 weeks to go.

 

[SamCooke]

Shit, I need one more bottle of deca and I can't go to Mexico. Don't trust internet orders either. Gotta find it somehow

your not asking for a source are you? cause thats against the rules. and btw. you should have planned ahead before you started this cycle. do you even have anything for post cycle therapy (pct) on hand?