pupsvette776
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So is there a way to beat these tests?
How are drugs tests for gear done
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I've done it dozens of times. Dilute your system with water to the point before hyponutremia. Once you are pissing completely clear 3 times in a row you will be good to take your test on your 4th piss. Your bladder is diluted and you are pretty much just pissing out water.
It usually takes me about 2 hours to completely get my piss to be water. Caffeine or any other diuretic will help speed up the process.
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You can just buy pre prepped drinks nowadays that helps that along.
But it all depends...for example, if you do what you suggest in any serious testing facility in my country, it will be flagged as false positive and you'll have to leave another one, come back the same ? you'll automatically flagged for drug abuse and while they cant prove anything, they can force you to go trough an "investigation of character" or whatever the translation would be.
Not true, at least not in my country. They test the concentration of urine(?) and if its less then a set value (like what you're describing) it will be flagged and you will have to retake it and they made it so you cant retake it indefinitely.
I wasn't even speaking about a masking agent, those premixed just makes you piss heavily and flushes you out. Only read about them but never used them.
casanovaaa
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good heavens, how much water do you have to drink to get to hyponutremia status? I heard round the way that coconut water works too.
Honestly it's nowhere near hyponutremia to dilute your urine. It just takes around a gallon of water to pass a test. It's all about pissing in the cup at the right time. There is a window of time to piss clean once your are dilluted.
This would seem like common practice by pretty much any drug testing facility, specially anything related to rehab and relapse prevention.
At one point in my life I had to leave 3 piss tests per day lol... 2 homekits and one sent for lab. So i've tried and know pretty much every trick in the book.
pupsvette776
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So what you guys are saying is that if I drink a gallon of water it would dilute my urine enough to pass a test? How long would I need to wait after drinking the water in order to dilute it enough to pass?
pupsvette776
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What kind of tests are the urine test? Test:epitestosterone ratio?
pupsvette776
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So does that mean if I took tren I might not pop because they might be testing for deca or something else? Is there a generic steroid test that can test for everything at once? That seems like a bad test to use for a random drug test because how would they know what to test you for if the tests are limited to one type of gear
pupsvette776
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Anyone know the answer?
You'll have to be more specific...
Again, only speaking from drugs...but they dont test for "X" brand name...they look for all opiates, all benzo etc etc.
Add to that there's a few natural things that will give off false positives.
So going by common sense... If you are getting tested at work or before being hired ? You wont get caught with steroids.
If you are getting tested for a competition or anything revolving bodybuilding/fitness/aas use ?
You'll be tested for steroids, if I had to guess your specific question, it would be something like checking 19-nors, which would come back positive regardless of tren or deca.
Now if they have a generic "homekit", it'll come back positive on say 19-nors, then they'll do a real analysis and they'll find out it was tren... Again, i have no idea about steriods but thats how drug testing works in general.
pupsvette776
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My question is sort of a multi part question, I’ve been getting some answers from people that only include one detail that usually brings up a follow up question.
Basically what is the most common type so I can guesstimate what test would be most likely be administered. And if that test for be specific to each steroid, meaning does each test, test one or two compounds or is there a one size fits all test which would show every steroid. Some people have been telling me that they have to test for each specific compound, some are saying that it will def come up some are missing the point entirely and talking about recreational drugs which is not at all what I’m asking about. I’m hearing that some tests or the most common are test:epitest , if that’s true would that show what compound specifically that I’m taking. I would like to do a tren acetate test prop or enan and anadrol cycle. I’ve been reading a lot about gc/ms testing and stuff not exactly sure what kind of test would be run on my if I was “randomly” selected though
pupsvette776
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Also forgot to add that I’m on trt already and the job is aware I am prescribed it. so if I were to be tested I know that would show, so that brings up another follow up question. Do the tests yield simple “clean” or “dirty” results? Since I know I would come up dirty for the PRESCRIBED trt, would the tester simply stop looking since they already know why it’s dirty(on the count of the trt) or would the testing reveal I also had something else(like tren or anadrol) in my system. From my reading up on this subject I’ve also seen that some of these tests only test certain compounds maybe it’s just the parent drug it’s derived from to cover everything as sort of a blanket statement
pupsvette776
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I don’t know the company but I’m in LE
