How do you ask the BIG GUYS at the gym what juice they're using?

[Micro]

cautiously LOL

nah honestly, when i first went to the gym no one would ever, ever drop what they were on. no way.

but as you spend more and more time there and are serious about it, you make friends with people and then maybe ask what is a normal sort of cycle that "other guys" might do

all to frequently, the answer is something along the lines of "whatever i can get"

nasty.

That's exactly the answer I always gave, "whatever I can get". That's how it was back then, I just took what I could get. That's why I did alot of oral only cycles , if you want to call them cycles. Alot of drol, now I got gyno and friggin hair everywhere

 

[Chase1985]

While they are bench pressing, nonchalantly go and sit on their abdomen. Say "the dark horse rattles the cage". Any true juicer will know this secret code and immediately tell you everything you want to know. Also, pull down his shorts while he's deadlifting to expose the injection mharks on his glutes, this is a common pro prank and they will know you are one of them. Really.

Hahahahaha

 

[Rastas]

Nothing like bumping a ten year old thread, but that was pretty funny

 

[Die$eL~Man]

I just joined the big Golds gym in Orlando, actually it's still a trial period, but anyway... It's the really big and nice one that Shaq and a few other big name stars work out at. But there is some mass monsters in there! How do you go about asking them what they're running? I mean obviously you don't walk up to them while they're at the water fountain and say "Hey man, what kind of steroids are you on?" Cuz then they'll prob look at you like you're stupid and say they're all natural.

Ask them if they eat Chef Boyardee Testosteroni....

 

[Teutonic]

You do not...
.when I was large I d say---"born this way,,,birth defect" all natural...^^^^^^^^ kids nowadays

 

[clman8585]

Still not sure why you would ask a stranger what drugs they use

 

[KingBeastMode]

you dont.. stay away from us its frustraiting!!

 

[Black Beard]

You go: "Bro you look so swol, i'm mirin you physics. What kind of chit are you taking and can i get dat on dat dere bodybuilding.com? I want some of dat cell-tech u're on."

 

[00pmac00]

Seriously why does it matter. Just being nosy. What someone takes is none of your business. If someone shares what they take on an internet forum anonymously thats one thing. If you need to know everything someone does visit TMZ for some celebrity gossip.

I just joined the big Golds gym in Orlando, actually it's still a trial period, but anyway... It's the really big and nice one that Shaq and a few other big name stars work out at. But there is some mass monsters in there! How do you go about asking them what they're running? I mean obviously you don't walk up to them while they're at the water fountain and say "Hey man, what kind of steroids are you on?" Cuz then they'll prob look at you like you're stupid and say they're all natural.

Same in my gym also needsize. It would be nice to find out what there taking but there probably never tell you.

 

[Mad- scientist]

Honestly I find most guys who take steroids when they go to the gym they go into their own little world and get kind of aggressive from pushing all the heavy weight. I would not want to interrupt some guy who is 280 who is doing squats to ask him what he is taking. The best way to go about asking some one would be to talk to them every time you see them and start with small conversation asking if they are doing a show or how long they have been going to the gym. And then try to just spark up small talk with them every time you see them and if they want to talk to you at all eventually you will get the chance to steer the conversation towards steroids. Ha ha ha you could even bring up a movie or something random and have a trap question like is the rock natural or on steroids.

 

[Wheyson]

I rather ask the BIG guys´ GF on the spinning cycle if her jiggling butt-cheeks are natural or implanted (because her left cheek is bigger than the right one), rather than ASKING THE BIG GUY what HE is on.
Can´t understand why someone wants to spend >2months befriending someone at the gym just to eventually know what he is on. Makes me feel cheap and whorish.
Besides, social talk and friendship should be barred in the gym. Really hate those groups of > 4 BFFs (with tank-tops) that spend 40min at one station doing 5min workout and 35min chatting.

 

[casperthefriendly]

Ask however you want...just make sure you're wearing a helmet.