How does your wife or girlfriend handle your portein farts?

[huskyguy]

She does the majority of the cooking, I rarely have this problem but when I do I can blame it on her cooking.

 

[cal03x]

I get atleast 300g of protien a day but dont fart all to much.I did fart alot when i started taking protien for the first time. My roomate farts 24/7. Its funny to be sitting in the living room and see him run out of his room,slam his door, and just let out the most ungodly farts known to man. His GF wont let him fart next to her in their room. I dont blame her.

 

[Big Louie]

My wife will fight back with her own, and sometimes we blame it on our 2 month old baby (Jordan).

 

[gorilla_boy]

If we're sleeping, she'll get up and sleep on the couch. She gets mad when I light them on fire but she really gets mad when I fart on her head.

 

[ds123]

Don't have a wife/girlfriend but the work colleagues complain. I sit underneath the air conditioning outlet which distributes it over the office.

 

[putin]

I go into the bathroom and fart there.

 

[Trucker111]

you guys have never smelled gas till you have smelled mine. I am up to three vomiters.

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