Okay...I know that this has been asked before...but when I did a search I couldn't find anything that satisfied me.....I'm sure that there are a lot of people that compete and get piss tested and have no problems at all.....(like the pro's) so how do they do it????? I'm not too worried about it right now...but there is a NPC contest in Nov. that I want to compete in, and I don't want to have to worry about failing a piss test. Anything that anybody has personally done to pass a test would be appreciated.
how to pass a piss test while on gear???
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StoneColdNTO
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If they are testing for steroids, there is NO WAY you can pass if you're on, or if the metabolites are still active in your system.....NO WAY !!
So what you guys are saying is when they say drug test....they're going to test for the usual stuff....weed, coke stuff like that? And how are they usually conducted you go into a stall and come out with piss in a cup or what? I know other tests that I've had where they sit and watch it go from your dick to the cup.
androgen
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iI have always passed the piss-test before. but the thing is, I try to hit the "clinically clean" period on the day of the drug test. Deca is a bad choice if you will be doing a tested show since it stays there longer. But if it will be random - date / random-athlete piss-testing, you're screwed.
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Lifterdude
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I have two tricks that I use on NCAA tests, one will buy you time and the other will pass you.
The first thing you can do to buy you time is dip your finger in bleach before you take the test. Then after you piss swirl for finger in it for a little bit if you can. This will make the test come out inconclusive and they'll have to do another. It won't get you off the hook but it'll buy you time. I've used that twice before.
The second is a visine bottle. Get someone else that is clean and have them piss into a visine bottle for you, preferably close to the test time. Then tuck it under your cock, some guys have taped it under their dick before. Make sure once the guy pisses in it for you you keep it under your armpit or near your nuts to keep it close to body temp. They can fuck you over if they take the temperature from it, they've done that to me on NCAA tests before and luckily it was kept somewhat hot.
I'm not familiar with the NPC testing but these methods have worked for me several times with the NCAA tests. You'll have to check and see what their policy is on inconclusive test retakes. I know the NCAA attributes it to testing error and has it retaken, usually several weeks later which buys you time to take flushing shit or to let other things purge out of your system.
The first thing you can do to buy you time is dip your finger in bleach before you take the test. Then after you piss swirl for finger in it for a little bit if you can. This will make the test come out inconclusive and they'll have to do another. It won't get you off the hook but it'll buy you time. I've used that twice before.
The second is a visine bottle. Get someone else that is clean and have them piss into a visine bottle for you, preferably close to the test time. Then tuck it under your cock, some guys have taped it under their dick before. Make sure once the guy pisses in it for you you keep it under your armpit or near your nuts to keep it close to body temp. They can fuck you over if they take the temperature from it, they've done that to me on NCAA tests before and luckily it was kept somewhat hot.
I'm not familiar with the NPC testing but these methods have worked for me several times with the NCAA tests. You'll have to check and see what their policy is on inconclusive test retakes. I know the NCAA attributes it to testing error and has it retaken, usually several weeks later which buys you time to take flushing shit or to let other things purge out of your system.
Trucker111
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In the NCAA they sit there in front of you and watch the piss come out of your dick.. how would you get a visine bottle under there w/o them seeing? You must have a wide-ass cock.Lifterdude said:
Khyron
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I 'll be playing football for a junior team this year and this is what they have to said about drugs "Canadian Junior Football Players like Canadian University players are subject to drug testing by the Canadian Association for Drug Free Sport". I just finish a Test Deca cycle and I'm on post cycle therapy (pct) right now,but Deca in your system for 18 months, so I'm basicly screwed right?
Basically, though theres still a slight chance. from what i have heard and experienced with ncaa and college run tests is that they first will test you to see if your natural test levels are high, then if they are they then test you for individual steroids. i believe they may do this to keep the cost down. it costs alot of money to run those tests, the individuals that give the tests for the ncaa each get payed somewhere in the range of 500$ for every school they go to. theres usually 3 people working together to administer the tests, so thats 1500$/ school + the cost to pay the people at the labs that find the results, so basically they try to do whatever they can to make it least expensive. my personal experience has to do with the ncaa testing policy. they showed up to test us and i had just finished some test ent only a month earlier, i thought i was fucked but i said ill go for it. theres 2 different types of test, one is called the "Smart anabolic test" this is what i believe to just be a test level type test (this is what i was given). the other test they can give is called a "full anababolic test", this test will tell them what you're taking, its very in depth, from dbol all the way to THG, they are all on there. Anyways back to my test, i ended up testing negative for anabolic substances, and i contribute this to the fact that my natural test levels were probably back to normal by the time of the test, or atleast in the grey. my back up plan if i tested positive was to protest it and ask for another test by denying all of the positive test results. they have to give you a second test if a positive testing is properly protested, so i figure this would have bought me another few weeks. thankfully it never got to that. also i was thinking you maybe able to get online with one of these online services that sells gear online, after they have there online "docters" prescribe you a presciption then just say you have a prescription for the drug even though you know its BS it has to stand for something, you obtained it legally. also remember theres alot individually that can make a difference. if you have been real active and sweating alot, you may work some of the sauce out a little quicker.
also as far as the whole visine trick, dont even try it, they watch your dick go from your pants to the cup, they even kneel right infront of you.
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KILLIN
also as far as the whole visine trick, dont even try it, they watch your dick go from your pants to the cup, they even kneel right infront of you.
peace
KILLIN
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Lifterdude
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Trucker111 said:
I've gotten the cock checking thing several times. I have to take several piss tests a year with wrestling, from drugs to hydration tests. Everytime I get some fag ass trainer that wants to sit there and check my shit out I'll tell him it makes me uncomfortable and I can't piss. I'll stand there for awhile without pissing until he gets the hint and turns.
As far as the bottle placement I'm discreet about it. You can sometimes palm it when you grab our dick to piss and they can't see. Or wearing jeans is good too, unzip it and dont pull shit out all the way. That way you don't have to worry about hiding everything. The few times I did have NCAA testing people sit there and look at my dick I just told them politely "dude, I can't piss with you looking at my dick, it weirds me out like hell" and they backed off to a reasonable distance to where I could do it.
Practice doin it in a mirror to see if you can be legit about it I guess, then get good at it. Drug tests suck and so do toothy blowjobs but theres ways around them, lol
I remember the football show on HBO "Playmakers" the only way this guy beat the test was to go to a doctor, get a cathadore put up his urethra, fill up his bladder with someone else's urine, then go piss in front of the NCAA guys
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doubt its worth all that trouble to you...
remember, if it does show up in your test, it will stay in your medical history, and your health insurance might drop your coverage if they find out.
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doubt its worth all that trouble to you...
remember, if it does show up in your test, it will stay in your medical history, and your health insurance might drop your coverage if they find out.
