If you were gymowner...

[BigRamses]

What would be your rules of your gym?

Me:

1) No kids allowed. Ok, this means rude, but those little 13yr old
kids are a pain in the ass.

2) Have a towel with you in the gym

3) Rerack your weights, I would give a warning if I see someone not
do this, next time they will have to leave the gym.

4) Don't talk to much and to loud, this is disturbing for the
serious people working out.

5) no sell phone's allowed on the gymfloor

6) don't drop heavy weights

7) Injecting yourself with illigal substances is not allowed on the gymfloor,
however it's allowed in the gymbar where my personal hot nurse can give
you the shot.

 

[blackbeard]

What would be your rules of your gym?

Me:

1) No kids allowed. Ok, this means rude, but those little 13yr old
kids are a pain in the ass.

2) Have a towel with you in the gym

3) Rerack your weights, I would give a warning if I see someone not
do this, next time they will have to leave the gym.

4) Don't talk to much and to loud, this is disturbing for the
serious people working out.
huh? is it a library..i know most times the guy screaming is benching like 185 half assed but along with the good comes the bad lol

5) no sell phone's allowed on the gymfloor

6) don't drop heavy weights
yes and no here..no need to throw em but it should be ok to make noise in the rack
7) Injecting yourself with illigal substances is not allowed on the gymfloor,
however it's allowed in the gymbar where my personal hot nurse can give
you the shot.

 

[jcp2]

What would be your rules of your gym?

Me:

1) No kids allowed. Ok, this means rude, but those little 13yr old
kids are a pain in the ass.

2) Have a towel with you in the gym

3) Rerack your weights, I would give a warning if I see someone not
do this, next time they will have to leave the gym.

4) Don't talk to much and to loud, this is disturbing for the
serious people working out.

5) no sell phone's allowed on the gymfloor

6) don't drop heavy weights

7) Injecting yourself with illigal substances is not allowed on the gymfloor,
however it's allowed in the gymbar where my personal hot nurse can give
you the shot.

I don't mind most kids, the best gyms i have been to were loud as hell, and i hate carrying a towel. Their are certain exercises where the weights are getting dropped.

 

[MuffDyver]

i agree with most of them except for 5 and 6. what do you have against cell phones and dropping heavy weights can actually decrease the chance of an injury.

 

[gottabadrash]

rule 8 men must not wear shorts where their balls hang out of

 

[Smallguy]

I wouldn't carryu a towel with me Im' not a sweaty hog...lol

as for cell phones I hate the things guys at my old gym the bench press warriors used ro come in and talk on thier cells between sets used to raise my blood pressure. how often if a call that importent really

 

[necro96080]

I wouldn't carryu a towel with me Im' not a sweaty hog...lol

as for cell phones I hate the things guys at my old gym the bench press warriors used ro come in and talk on thier cells between sets used to raise my blood pressure. how often if a call that importent really

I agree, unless your a fucking doctor or something, maybe your house is in escroe, wife in labor, leave your phone in the car. I don't really mind the weight dropping either. I'd make a rule; "Any person sitting on equipment and NOT using it will be ass raped by an eight dicked walrus and banned from my gym"

 

[Xtreme57]

were deordorant, and do not bathe in cologne/perfume. there's this damn woman at my gym, and i can smell her from the f-ing parking lot. it's not good perfume either!

 

[MuffDyver]

were deordorant, and do not bathe in cologne/perfume. there's this damn woman at my gym, and i can smell her from the f-ing parking lot. it's not good perfume either!

grooooooooosse. take a fucking shower you dirty french whore!!!!

 

[Deep-Squats]

I would have as my gym rule, no towels allowed, and 2 plates must be left on the bench at all times.

 

[Die$el ~ Girl]

rule 8 men must not wear shorts where their balls hang out of

COSIGNS

 

[Eat it or Beat it!!!]

1) allowed to squat and dead in barefoot
2) respect ppl bigger and stronger then u
3) lifters at one end on the gym and cardio wanna bes at the other end of the building

 

[MuffDyver]

COSIGNS

you already caught on to the cosigning eh?

 

[Die$el ~ Girl]

you already caught on to the cosigning eh?

I AM A FAST LEARNER !

 

[hornedfrogs07]

1) allowed to squat and dead in barefoot
2) respect ppl bigger and stronger then u
3) lifters at one end on the gym and cardio wanna bes at the other end of the building

Exactly. The only 3 rules I'd have too.

 

[Bimmer]

I agree with you but sometimes you have to drop the weights, now I dont mean some 130 lb kid pressing the 35s to make noise since he feels big, but when someone who goes heavy... sometimes it has to be dropped or its an injury

 

[tripz_shahab]

wish i had a gym of my own..once planned to have one when a gym nearby was shutting down and selling all theri equips but then things didnt work out...

MY Gym owner is a big sob..fucking bastard..
these chix come to the gym who know nothing abt workout n aerobics and this bloody gym owner potrays himself as an aerobic instructor(he is not) cum owner to them ..( motha phuka feels their a$$ and pussy..bastardd.. and the chix are big tit sluts...they can take a couple of 500 pounds monsters inside them... why on hell do they allow him to touch their tummy and check how much tight their abs r..dunno but fucking gross

this is the sole reason i wana own a gym

AND EVERY1 PLEASE USE A TOWEL IN THE GYM... THOSE WHO DONT WILL BURN IN HELL AMEN :d

 

[BigRamses]

... why on hell do they allow him to touch their tummy and check how much tight their abs r..dunno but fucking gross

this is the sole reason i wana own a gym

AND EVERY1 PLEASE USE A TOWEL IN THE GYM... THOSE WHO DONT WILL BURN IN HELL AMEN :d

lolz

 

[pullinbig]

as long as guys clean up after themselves i am good.