my job oversea's test for steroids, how can i beat the test

[contractor]

I am a contractor oversea in Baghdad and the company I work for thinks people on steroids are always on a "roid rage" and because we carry weapons they ban the use of steroids and they test for it. Can someone please tell me how i can pass the Urine test.

 

[JackedinMI]

they are just running a urine test?

someone can correct me if im wrong, but they would have to draw blood to test for levels...and you wont beat it

 

[Mt-momma]

Yeah, always my understanding that urine test are for dope and blood test was required for aas use.

I will say that if you're already on cycle, you *may* be able to drop to a testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) dose without getting off cycle entirely and your levels will show on the high range of normal without raising tons of red flags.

Honestly though, if it were a matter of losing a good job over a cycle, I'd cycle off for the time being.

 

[FormerFatty]

Here is some inside info: One of the companies I did some work with had a drug testing policy that did include a urine AAS test. The test was about $160 on top of the rec drug test and it tested for the following compounds. This is copy and pasted out of the policy letter.

- Clenbuterol
- Dehydroepiandrosterone (DHEA)
- Testosterone
- Epitestosterone
- Tetrahydrogestrinone (THG)
- Boldenone (Equipoise)
- Hydroxyboldenone (Metabolite)
- Clostebol (Steranobol)
- Oxymesterone (Oranabol)
- Oxandrolone (Anavar)
- Methyloxandrolone (Metabolite)
- Stanozolol (Winstrol)
- Androsterone
- 19-Norandrosterone (Metabolite)
- Hydroxystanozolol (Metabolite)
- Flouxymesterone (Halotestin)
- 6B-hydroxyflouxymesterone (Metabolite)

 

[hard2gain]

If you've ran deca in the last 6-8 months your pretty much screwed. It stays in your system for a long ass time! Use fake pee...

 

[b_saan]

they are just running a urine test?

someone can correct me if im wrong, but they would have to draw blood to test for levels...and you wont beat it

The NFL and most other sports leagues only use random urine testing. The urine test will show the test:epitest ratio (usually a cutoff of 6:1 is used for doping allegations) along with metabolites of any other hormones you've been taking.

Best bet is to not have taken any other drugs such as deca, eq, etc in the past year and not be on any pct chems either as those will all flag your test. If you're only on test you can either drop it completely before the test (time before depends on the ester of test you're using) or add epitest but that can be tricky to match up and an elevated epitest over a certain threshold flags for doping as well.

If you were on anything else or can't stop the test for some reason then either a script from an Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT) doc or fake urine is your only option.

 

[contractor]

thanks for the responces. I havent taken anything yet but i have plateaued and i am ready for the next level! Is there anything out there in the market that has some what of a uquality of a steroid and that wont show up as high test result in urine test

 

[TheFitnessLife4ever]

Besides diet and training, no. 90% of the supplements out there are bs and are actually harmful(have toxic chemicals and metals). Just eat more and you'll be set. If there were alternatives the gear, there'd be big guys on every corner.

 

[TheFitnessLife4ever]

Your hormones control everything. Thats why hormonal enhances are what do the trick.

 

[Harnold]

stay off then

contractor,
if you haven't started anything yet, then just don't man...lol
if you are Canadian by chance it's against the Charter of Rights to force bloodwork for employment.

 

[bigbody305]

Just get those fake piss things, wizinator i think its called. Has a fake dick and everything lol it really works had a friend use it for probation

 

[hothead]

Best of luck contractor!