OMG!! My water broke!!

jimbo79

stop fn staring!
If any of you could go back in time for a day, where'd ya go??

I think I'd go back to the 1940's 50's, watch the Yanks play..maybe try and seduce Marilyn...:)

Hopefully I'd come back with a Mickey mantle RC...and a pic of Ms. Monroe...

Lotta lag time at work today...:thinking:
 
I would go back to freshman year when the new dean hit on me she took me in her office closed all the blinds and raised her skirt up showing me these hot white stockings she had on, I was such an immature pussy noob. I didn't know what to do, turns out she got fired a year later for fucking some other kid,
 
I would get in a time machine and take a newspaper with me back in time.. I would play the lotto & bet on all the sports games & make Sh*t load of money !!!!!!!!!!!
 
Well I'm glad to hear you water didn't break jimbo ... false alarm ha ? lol

I think If I could go back in time I would like to go back to when I was 4 or 5, I have the best memories of my childhood playing with my 6 brothers & sisters in our backyard, not too many toys to play with, but all we needed was our imagination, didn't have a worry in the world.. Having my dad around & playing with him was priceless...
I would love to re-live those times again..:)

As far as era's go. I would have loooved to lived in the Victorian era.
The fashion back then is so beautiful. It was a fascinating time period..
But I would have liked to have central air conditioning... those big dresses, and no A/C.. no good ... just saying !!:rolleyes2
 
I would have went back to 2000....So many things I would have done differently in my life... I would not play lottery tickets, I would not make killer bets...

I would just take care of the ones I loved, since I failed the first time round.

EDIT: If for just a day....I would go back about 4 years...and stop me from making the biggest mistake of my life...

Previously I thought you meant to live in lol.
 
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for one day Jimbo? I would go back to April 5th 2004, that is the day before my dad passed away at 54. I would have a long conversation with him and maybe shoot some pool again. That would be nice.
 
i would go back into time right after my parents conceived me and then jump out and surprise them and say look at me now fuckers!!! ahahahahahahha then disappear.
 
I'd go back to first day of high school with the intention of doing well in school and going to college. And also with teh knowledge that if I want to be a pro bber one day I better start lifting. Would have had a 10 year head start if I'd have started lifting in high school.
 
All jokes aside I think I would go back to 9-11 and save some lives

I had an all jokes aside thought today too, about three months ago I was at the dentist getting a filling..and my dentist stopped for a sec and said "jimbo this one is kinda deep, really close to the nerve. I can do a root canal and you be done with it.. or I can put a temp filling in if your short on time today.

Well shit..I popped in a pc of gum last night. And that was it, my tooth said f that.

I can't get in till next tuesday..mondays a holiday, my fn fishn trip may be on hold or not all together. Plus there's forest fires and camp fire bans...:(

On the plus side theres a kick ass hockey game on tonight..support the canucks!
 
I had an all jokes aside thought today too, about three months ago I was at the dentist getting a filling..and my dentist stopped for a sec and said "jimbo this one is kinda deep, really close to the nerve. I can do a root canal and you be done with it.. or I can put a temp filling in if your short on time today.

Well shit..I popped in a pc of gum last night. And that was it, my tooth said f that.

I can't get in till next tuesday..mondays a holiday, my fn fishn trip may be on hold or not all together. Plus there's forest fires and camp fire bans...:(

On the plus side theres a kick ass hockey game on tonight..support the canucks!

Damn Sounds painful as Sh*t.. Nothing like toothache
 
Definitly sucked..went to the dentist today. He adjusted my bite and put some shite on my tooth for sensitivity..hope it works.
Trying to avoid a root canal:)

Go canucks go!



Don't you go drinking a cold beer if the Canucks win........... just saying :sulk:
are u sensitive to cold drinks ?
 
Don't you go drinking a cold beer if the Canucks win........... just saying :sulk:
are u sensitive to cold drinks ?

Well last tues/wed/thurs.. I had to brush my teeth with warm water. Than the pain kinda tapered off thankfully. Then it was just really sensitive to cold air. The dentist thinks maybe i just torqued on it so to say..as my bite on that tooth was off..as per the last work that was done on it. But he put some sort of liner on it..and it makes a big difference:)..no beers for me till next series:D
 
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