Picking up a hooker

I was walking around in Cancun and this little gal wanted me to come with here for $40. She was cute I was tempted but had people waiting for me.
Jeff
 
Going rate in Patpong was about $1500 for something really nice. Phuket Isl was a bit cheaper, but quality and selection wasn't as nice
 
My buddy "Niclipse" on this board just paid 1500.00 bucks for a BJ at the Spearamint Rhino in Vegas. But get this. The chick came to his hotel room to do it and started off by giving him a hj with babyoil and he fucking finished. So he essentially paid 1500 buck to get beat off. I told he could've flow me to Vegas to beat him off for that price. Ridiculous.
 
My buddy "Niclipse" on this board just paid 1500.00 bucks for a BJ at the Spearamint Rhino in Vegas. But get this. The chick came to his hotel room to do it and started off by giving him a hj with babyoil and he fucking finished. So he essentially paid 1500 buck to get beat off. I told he could've flow me to Vegas to beat him off for that price. Ridiculous.

thats the fucking most hilarious thing ive ever heard :laugh3:
 
my neighbor swears on craigslist broadsos....i've seen a few hotties but most of them are pretty ug, last few have been a few hundred dollars i believe
 
i went to costa maya and cozumel mexico on a cruise one time, they were every where.. fine ass ones too. I was approached by a "pimp" asking me if i was looking for pussy I hesitated and quickly answered no because i had my g.f with me lol. he also offered fine services of blow and marijuana.
 
dont waste your time with hookers man. there are lots of women out there looking to fuck, you just need to know how to talk to them.

Years ago my brother and best buddy were both on the personals, the ones you'd access by phone. They were screwing 2 to 3 different chicks a week and it was more of a sport. They swore if you wanted quick sex then you had to look for the ones who were looking for long term relationships; they were the easiest.

Now with the online personals it hasn't changed much. While both have settled down I have other buddies doing this and it seems like an endless parade of snatch. Some times you win and sometimes you lose; however you'll always get fucked.

Girls want to be fucked to. Bigger girls are a lot easier if you don't mind lowering your standards.

I just can't see paying for some dirty snatch that more then one guy has been in her that night.
 
whats personals? is that like a dating site or something?

A mate of mine went to something like that where they create a profile and match it or some shit and they quoted him $1100 bucks to do it!!
Fuck that man... id rather pay some thai slut to blow me for 5 bucks
 
Down here in costa rica they range from $40 to $100 $100 gets you a super model looking colombian, as I'm young and good looking I don't need to pay , but for some of you less well blessed this place is heaven, oh and if you go to the back alley massage parlours you can get as cheap as $18.... still better looking than most american chicks from kentucky
 
whats personals? is that like a dating site or something?

A mate of mine went to something like that where they create a profile and match it or some shit and they quoted him $1100 bucks to do it!!
Fuck that man... id rather pay some thai slut to blow me for 5 bucks

Yes personals is a dating site. These personals are not "match making" sites where you have to pay. It is free to all users you simply sign up just like you would to sign up to this site; that simple. Then like this place and the directory of different forums, they have directories for certain people and what they are looking for. You can use criteria to narrow the results of what type of person you are looking for; blonde, brunette, red head, smoker, nonsmoker, athletic build, kids, no kids, etc.

If somebody is dumb enough to pay for somebody to match them up then they are in a desperate situation and have lost hope in finding somebody themselves. If somebody is dumb enough to pay for sex then they are even lower. There is enough sex out there that you don't have to pay for it but then again we are a lazy society that wants everything now and don't want to work at it. That is why we have fat, lazy, dirty people; probably the ones looking for hookers.
 
I live in a fairly scummy part of TO bro. Plenty of streetwalkers around.

The going rates seem to be $30 for a blowjob, $50 for sex and anal seems to range between $50-$100. There is no charge for time bro. Once you get off it's over.

I'd be scared to get one of them for fear of STD's but I gotta admit that some of the darker girls are sweet to look at bro. I have a thing for the dark ladies. I've even thought about paying for one but haven't done it yet bro.
 
Just in Amsterdam €50 for 15 mins i said i dont need 15 mins how much for 3 mins lol

Whats the difference between a dealer and a hooker?

The hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
 
was seeing one for about 9 months up untill about just over a year ago...

was bangin her most nights or getting a good blowjob lol.... it cost me fck all as well all i had do was just had picked her up from work or the pub and take her home....

man she did the lot and i had about 9 months of everything you could think of... most nights as well umm....

i had to end it in the end.... just sat there one day and siad what the fck am i doing shaging a pro all the time and running her around every fckin where.....

anyway she keped phoneing me up from the pub or when at work and beging me to pic her up lol to take her home .. i told her where to go and i was ending it ..she wasent to pleased...anyway now she's stoped being a pro and got some dude liveing with her....

think its someone who used pay her for sex....

anywas it just brings problems as they tell everyone who there fcking...NOT GOOD I MAY MOVE NOW LOL...thing is she was fckin good BANG ON IN BED
 
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