Practical Jokes

[Phatbastard]

Ok so I'm sitting here bored My son is 11 and has had a friend staying over for the last 3 nights lol!

My son is fooling around all night sayin Dad you gonna stay up with us all night? LMAO I work nights.

So there both passed out by 11pm our time. I'm thinking to my self how can I fuck with them?

So heres what I came up with. Grab a couple ice cubes and place them on there heads! LMFAO

Well my son caught me the minute he felt his hare move! But his buddy nada LOL

So he has been zomked with an Ice cube just behind his ear for 10 min as of now prolly 15 by the time I add this picture lmfao hasen't even flinched yet! Oght he just moved ice cube still there though LMFAO


HA HA HA HA LMFAO he just figured out some things wrong before I could finish this

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Note the Ice cube behind the ear on the boy on the left lol I'm such a dick

 

[ChrisWho?]

Lol thats great. That kids a deep sleeper thats forsure.

 

[Zero V]

You would be better off taking the blades off a chainsaw, donning a mask of some sort, standing across the room and hitting the light on while yelling like a mad man revving the chain saw.

Guarantee you it will make your night far better.

 

[PaiN iiS pLeasuRE]

damn Zero thats just evil id hate to be a kid in your house hahaha

nice Sig phat i like ya style let em know...proof is in the pudding

 

[Phatbastard]

You would be better off taking the blades off a chainsaw, donning a mask of some sort, standing across the room and hitting the light on while yelling like a mad man revving the chain saw.

Guarantee you it will make your night far better.

Ha ha Food for thought. I will have to acquire a video camera for that one!

damn Zero thats just evil id hate to be a kid in your house hahaha

nice Sig phat i like ya style let em know...proof is in the pudding

Thanks Think my Rep around here is becoming known. I call it how I see it. Probably get me banned some day but is what it is!

 

[DaHurt]

The only thing you might wanna change PB is make it say "GH-releasing Peptides..." because GH itself is actually a peptide...

 

[Phatbastard]

hmmm? won't let me say to many caracters

 

[weights=life]

lol when i was younger i had a bunch of my friends over and my dad being the ex green beret he is, one night came up with and m16 and looked at us and fired a couple rounds off in our direction. we all jumped out of our seats in a split second and laid on the floor. just to hear my pops laughing his ass saying relax theyre only blanks....

 

[DaHurt]

hmmm? won't let me say to many caracters

We know what you mean anyways

 

[Georgia]

relax theyre only blanks....

Yeah, well you should've said "TELL THAT TO BRANDON LEE!"