Problem! it burns when I take a dump and a get a little blood in my ass?

[Samurai]

I have a big problem and need help. I eat six hamburger patties a day and I was wondering if that could be the cause of my loose acid burning bloody stools.

 

[truck]

is your shit black our is it blood?

If its just blood, you probably have hemroids buddy! Its no big deal. Probably from squats or heavy lifting.

 

[Vigilance]

sounds like hemroids.

Or too much anal....

 

[FunnyMonkey]

could be a fischer. I had one my freshman year it bled like a mo fo scared the piss out of me. Eat more fiber

 

[Makaveli_786]

LMAO@anal

 

[Samurai]

I had some so called pink thais(without the snake) at 50mg a day I took for about 3 weeks, however because I did not feel lower back pump or the head ache and the other sides I threw them away. I am also lactose intolarant, I doubt that has anything to do with it, since I don't really have milk products that often, besides the protien shake with lactade ensyme tabs. or It might be that because hamburger meat is processed. Damn it I hope my liver is not fucked up or something.

 

[FunnyMonkey]

nah dude you either have roids or you have went so long without proper fiber that you literally chaffed your colon and now it is bleeding sort ah like you rubbed strawberries on your colon with hard shit. GO to a doctor. You dont want it to get worse trust me.

 

[Samurai]

Ok I just thought I would add that there isn't blood in the stools but a get a little pink blood when I wipe my ass and if fuckin burns when I take a dump and the stools are very small and thin and seperated.

another thing to add is that I didn't eat carbs with my hamburgers (besides the hamburger buns), nor any vegitables. I was just concentrating on getting that 300 grams of protein and sufficient calories in my 6 meals, but left out the carbs and vegetables.

 

[FunnyMonkey]

yeah you need fiber

 

[Mudge]

Are you on orals, accutane by chance?

 

[jrock817]

you should take some fiber supplement in the morning or eat more veggies. hemorrhoids will eventually go away but not without a diet change or that lovely medication applicator. pink blood when you wipe means the source is close to your balloon knot so dont worry about anything deeper. belive me if your bleeding deep inside your body youll know it. you will want to puke every time you go from the smell. sorry for being so graphic just trying to pout your mind at ease

 

[franmidi]

One other point not mentioned: If you are juicing, that can and does sometimes raise blood pressure, making hemorrhoids bigger or even start to bleed. Get it checked out asap, but you can help yourself out quite a bit with Anusol ointment (any pharmacy will have it)... make sure it contains cortisone...

 

[veper]

you can also bleedbeacue when you take a shit and you strain too much you can pop one of your blood vessels on your anas thus making it bleed a little but because next time you go to take a shit it wasnt enough time for it to heal it bleeds again. it takes a while for it to heal but it does... you may have strained and not even noticed it.