denizen
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Zeeks thread reminded me of a few crazy dates I've had over the years. I've been single most of my life, so I have plenty! I will start with most recent.
So I meet this school teacher in her mid 40s and she is put together real nice. First date nothing special had fun, a little hug aftewards and thats it. Second date she gets looped I bang her in the back of her extended cab pickup in th restaurant parking lot she couldn't wait lol. Then off to my place.
Third date was a different story! Very nice restaurant and we have finished dinner. She goes to the Ladies room and is there along time. The check comes, I pay it and she is still not back. I go to the lobby and wait for her outside the Ladies room. She comes out, sees me sitting there and starts yelling something like "omg where is my fucking purse? !!!! How the fuck can you leave the table without my purse!! you stupid ass what were you thinking"...she goes on and on very loudly! I mean she was red faced screaming and her eyes were bulging lol.
The whole place is hearing this shit and I want to crawl under a rock! My brain immediately switched to "she is done in my world" I walked back to the table (the whole place watching me), brought her the purse, and kept right on going out the door to my car and home....left her ass there! Over the next few days she texted me at least a hundred times and as many missed calls. Turrets or something I guess!
lets hear em!
So I meet this school teacher in her mid 40s and she is put together real nice. First date nothing special had fun, a little hug aftewards and thats it. Second date she gets looped I bang her in the back of her extended cab pickup in th restaurant parking lot she couldn't wait lol. Then off to my place.
Third date was a different story! Very nice restaurant and we have finished dinner. She goes to the Ladies room and is there along time. The check comes, I pay it and she is still not back. I go to the lobby and wait for her outside the Ladies room. She comes out, sees me sitting there and starts yelling something like "omg where is my fucking purse? !!!! How the fuck can you leave the table without my purse!! you stupid ass what were you thinking"...she goes on and on very loudly! I mean she was red faced screaming and her eyes were bulging lol.
The whole place is hearing this shit and I want to crawl under a rock! My brain immediately switched to "she is done in my world" I walked back to the table (the whole place watching me), brought her the purse, and kept right on going out the door to my car and home....left her ass there! Over the next few days she texted me at least a hundred times and as many missed calls. Turrets or something I guess!
lets hear em!
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