Don't you ever watch Animal Planet, DPR.... We just can't wait to see you at the Maximus BEACH BASH competing in the Arma-DIL-do races!!! DPR told me he was so excited about taking part in that event, cause his balls are so big that they'd hang over each side of it's body.... Then he got REALLY excited when he found out that a DILDO was gonna be strapped to its back that he has to plant his ass on!!!! Hence.... Arma-DIL-do Races! Lol