Testing your strenght outside the gym.

Mr. dB said:
Okay, after a quick google search, I see that the Pontiac Firefly was the Canadian version of the Suzuki-made box that was sold here as the Chevy Sprint and the Geo Metro.

In other words, its a tiny shit box. lol........
 
Golden_Muscle said:
I could lift one end of the biggest pool table in grade 10. None of my friends could come close.

Lifting one end while the other end is on the ground is not the same thing. I'm not good enough at physics to do the calculations, but when it pivots on the two remaining legs like that, you're not lifting half of the total mass.

When we used to have pool tables at the bar where I work, we sometimes had to move them to make room for additional seating. The normal work detail for moving a pool table called for three guys on each side. We had one bouncer, though, a 6'3", 325 lb. Danish kid named Kevin who looked like Baby Huey, who could take one side by himself with three big guys from the kitchen on the other side.
 
I can pick up the one end of the pay pooltables at the bar i work at...its no biggie...but i thoguht u was talkin bout them friggin granite based pool tables...
 
gymphreak said:
HGAHAHAHAHHAAAA a firefly turbo eh? was it a 4 cylinder powered milkcrate?

Ok, im not shitting you. My buddy used to have a fire fly, and he said it only had 3 speeds!

Hhahahaha, I would rather use white roller skates to get around!
 
gymphreak said:
HGAHAHAHAHHAAAA a firefly turbo eh? was it a 4 cylinder powered milkcrate?


BWWWWWWWWWWWWWAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THATS AWSOME BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HAHAHHAHAHA. iM GETTING TEARS FROM LAUGHING......HAHAHA.
 
Golden_Muscle said:
I wanna post a pic of a firefly to laugh at.......

A turbo firefly, holy bwahahahahahah!!!!!!!!

Here you go, a Firefly Turbo:

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With a turbo and intercooler, the 1-liter 3-cylinder engine put out a whopping 70 HP, and 100 ft.lbs. of torque.
 
wellp...heres a normal milkcrate on donuts...

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and heres a riced out firefly turbo...notice the "factory made" nifty air intake on the hood....goddamn wannabes...

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goddamn, if i would only attempt to fit into a firefly....ive attempted into a minicooper...goddamn...
 
Holy fuck!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Fucking turbo milk crates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is too much man,,,, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Oh man,, that air scoop is crazy shit!!!!!!!!!!!! Its actually made to dispense a carton of milk. hahaha!!!!
 
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like this thing is gonna go fast enough to even need to be kept on the ground...if anything they should attach a parachute to the front and hope the wind picks up!!
 
gymphreak said:
notice on this milkcrate...it even got a friggin rear spoiler too....

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No!!!!!!!! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! That makes it fast like a real car!!!!!!!! Too bad it dispenses milk out of the air scoop!

What color is it supposed to be? Urine yellow?
 
i believe that colour...according to the dude braggin bout it.....the colour is supposed to be "electric mustard"
 
gymphreak said:
i believe that colour...according to the dude braggin bout it.....the colour is supposed to be "electric mustard"


Hhhahahahahahahah!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oH MAN!!!!!!!!..............! That funny shit man.......
 
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