US Military Testing For Anabolic Steroids
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numba1scrapper
Beast in training
If this is the "test" I think your talking about its given by your recruiter who makes MONEY off of you when you enroll.. That being, said, you could straight up tell your recruiter your juicing and theyd probably keep there mouth shut to get paid. I was going to sign up for the marines and I had to see how many pushups, situps, chin ups, how long I could hold my breath for and some other shit and on every single task my recruiter added 2 more pullups then I could really do, 12 more situps, 10 seconds to my breath holding ext.. They make like $1,500 when you sign up so they WANT you to succeed.
#2 - no offense, but 5"9 190 12%bf is DEF not big enough to raise an eyebrow.
TonySuicideKing
The 'Ology Man Whore
my brother was in the marines, before he left Afghanistan his buddy had to stay there for a few more months. but his nick name was bars(i think we can just go off that). he was juiced, 6' 5" at 265lbs, and he was beastly looking. looked like the fucking hulk when you got him pissed off. they knew he was on the juice. they didnt say anything. i think in general they just dont want you on the drugs(rec's).
numba1scrapper
Beast in training
another thing I dont get... I dont get why the Military would even care that there soldiers are taking performance enhancing drugs lol.. Like.. Seriously. If anything the government should hand out scripts to soldiers for aas. Is fighting for your life a sports contest where you have to be natural becuase of the rules? You'd think they'd want you to be as big/strong/fast as you can possibly be.
TonySuicideKing
The 'Ology Man Whore
my thoughts exactly man!!!! what they can take a bullet for your ass... but they cant enhance themselves a little?
Mr P
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thank you ,I rest my case, I was never tested for AA'S and Ive seen bigger guys In my unit never got tested, but that was the army they don't test you unless u fuck yourself and tell them, then it becomes official, best thing keep it to your self they wont ask you, even if you perform beyond on your pt hell they will call you hero! they want you to out perform them.they don't test for AA'S period..
first off not every one in the military is a fighter, i fucking hate when people who know nothing about the military think just cuz some guy in in a uniform they know how to shoot! it is a special MOS! and they dont give you AAS cuz they think u will end up with roid rage fuckin stupid. they have a hard enough time taken care of the guys when they come back from beating there wifes anyways. you get back from a deployment and u sit thru 2 weeks of classes about drinking beating ur kids/wife. on the other hand i know units that the CO and 1sg were juicing, some units dont give a shit they want u big some have D-bags in charge.
TonySuicideKing
The 'Ology Man Whore
well i know that not everyone in the military is a fighter. i know they have there separate jobs, such as diesel mechanics, medic, mp, ETC ETC. everyone in my family is or has been in the military. i was making a statement saying if there going to fight or let alone work to help our country, let alone what beliefs you have with whatever military issue... it should be there choice if they want to up themselves. thats all i was driving at
@TONY its cool man i was just sayin i agree with u about that as well. it just eats me alive when i meet some fuckin idiot tell peeps he has 50 confirm kills, and them knowing nothin about the military but what they see on tv they believe his dumb ass, come to find out hes fuckin supply n never left the wire. i see that shit all the time in bars. i didnt watch my friends die so that other people can live off the glory of something they were to afraid or lazy to sign up for. ya know what im saying?
TonySuicideKing
The 'Ology Man Whore
oh for sure man. no disagreement there.
Mr P
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true to the bone "11 x bravo"
numba1scrapper
Beast in training
umm..are you speaking of me? First of all I never WANTED to enter the military, it was more of a pushed issue type or ordeal. second, by the way you are speaking you are in the military and I would be willing to bet I STILL know AS much as you about everyday life seeing how HALF the people I know family AND friends are/were in the military. THIRD, no, your right not everyones JOB is infantry like the possition I applied for was Tank and Assault Amphibious Vehicle and motor transport HOWEVER, EVERYONE is taught basic combat training!..EVERYONE! Electronics Maintenance, combat camera photographer are all jobs that dont require fighting skills but are taught them ANYWAY!
LMFAO bro u have maintenance cover ur ass we see if ur still talkin. remember everything changes when ur there if u havent been u cant really talk. u can talk about what other have told u, and how well do u know if it is true or not?????? just something to think about. oh and u may think you know about every day life bro but you havent been or seen the shit i have so just sit dwn!
numba1scrapper
Beast in training
not quite sure what the bold writing meant, but I trust my good friends and family members enough to believe what they tell me.
alright man thats cool tell them thanks for serving .
roidedsurfbum
New member
OP, what branch are you joining? I did time in the Navy for a bit, and the specwar guys are all (most of them) on the juice...or HGH. Don't ask me how I know.
hfahrenheit
New member
All I'm going to say is I'm uniquely qualified to answer this question, and no it is not a routine test. Check out APD and look up the AR.
CO's can request, and whether or not you pop hot will not show on an OER...
What you really need to watch out for is, if your CO/1SG suspects you of using, is health and welfare inspections.
Getting caught with it seems much more likely.
Keep your gear away from federal installations and never be the type kind of guy they're looking for a reason to come after.
qcomer
New member
Not to be a dick, but I cannot believe how ignorant you sound. Recruiters do not get paid per recruit. They have a mission of getting (I think 3 recruits?) per month, if they do not meet that they go to corrective training after a few times.
They get paid their pay and thats it, no bonuses for enlisting anyone.
There is a program that Docupak has started (teaming up with the National Guard) called GRAP. If I soldier refers you to a recruiter and you enlist and ship to basic, that soldier makes $2,000 - NOT THE RECRUITER.
Also - The reason they do not want you on medication they dont know about, especially AAS is because you have to be ready to deploy worldwide. What happens if youre in the middle of a combat zone and have no access to PCT, AAS, or needles? You are fucked and so are the people around you. The last thing they need is some troop losing his mind because he is on a hormonal rollercoaster due to AAS. This puts yourself and others around you in harm's way. Every soldier is expected to be combat-worthy, regardless of job or "MOS".
I support AAS use and the military (I am prior service Army), but you have to look at it from a logical perspective.
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