All this male bonding shit you are going through sounds more like a macho ego thing. Women don't really come up to you at the gym and throw their ass at your face. Sounds more like a fantasy created in your head you should be a story teller.
It's people like you that degrate women so much and misunderstnd them... that's why you are dreaming an hoping toet lucky.
A per me Iam 37 yers old, I have nothing o prove to you or no one, at least I am sure of myself and act my age. Correct me if I am wrong but you quoted you are taking Test and that's why I said that you are on something.
"Respect women so they could respect you back"
P.S (I have been married over 15 years with three beautiful daughters ages 7, 6, 2 I take my GH and I am happily married)
Power to the women !