Psh my wife is a pro ho-wrangler. I just let her do all the work for me.
She'll just walk right up to a chick and be like "i think you're fucking hot and i wanna lick randomstickystubstance off your tits. Wanna go have a 3-some with me and my husband?"
Now if I were to say that I'd get slapped.....but it works for her. Go figure.