why did you can your last GF?

[r3ver3nd]

No trust me it is possible

I just had a break up where we said we'd be friends. She started dating another guy 4 days after we broke up. My closure is right there buddy...

Trust me, its NOT possible. All your goin be thinking about is that guy hittin what you had. Forget about it. I had to.

 

[STANG 98]

You think too much.

Correction, Ducks.



He FEELS too much.



He doesn't think enough.

 

[bigbuffstaples]

same idea with me, she got with someone 2 weeks after we broke up,, but i was an ass and i told her i was completely over her, i made her cry at her work because of it, and i lied and told her i was seeing someone. So as far as she knows i'm with someone right now too. And the ONLY way it'll work for me and her is if i get into a relationship and i start hanging out with her like months from now.

See, we're both friends with a LOT of the same people, basically all the people we know, we both know them, but NO ONE has been talking about either one of us to each other. Only recently has one of her friends started talking to me about what's going on and how she's been doing. At first she was like "I know your not gonna want to hear this, but her new boyfriend is a nice guy", i was like "Who gives a fuck so am i" and the other day she was like "I dunno why she's with him, i don't understand why you 2 aren't together" and she said he's decent now. It was a rebound that will end VERY soon. Everyone keeps fuckin saying how we should be back together and it's getting me all fucked up.

2 people we both know said they heard we were getting back together, i was like "Where the fuck did that come from?"


And anyway, last night i met a girl, and i've been talking to 3 other ones (keeping my options open). I won't get back with my ex anytime soon, might not ever, but i might, that's all im sayin.

 

[STANG 98]

but suprisingly everyone here can guarantee that your friendship with your ex wont last

There are few absolute truisms in life; this happens to be one of them.

 

[STANG 98]

And anyway, last night i met a girl, and i've been talking to 3 other ones (keeping my options open). I won't get back with my ex anytime soon, might not ever, but i might, that's all im sayin.

This is the ONLY thing you should be thinking about.


You got 4 hoes on the line and youre STILL pining?


Do me a favor, just grab your nuts to see if they're still there or not.

 

[STANG 98]

I'd love to stay and pass on knowledge about pussy and emasculation, but I have to go smell nasty-ass old lady perfume for a few hours at work.

 

[bigbuffstaples]

This is the ONLY thing you should be thinking about.


You got 4 hoes on the line and youre STILL pining?


Do me a favor, just grab your nuts to see if they're still there or not.

hahahhah no man this is what i'm saying though... one girl is a girl who we both had a thing for each other way back when, like grade 10 or some shit, i ran into her the other night and she was lookin NICE. So i've started talkin with her again. Last night i met a girl who knew who i was but i only recognized her, she's hot as fuck though, she just broke up with her boyfriend of 2 years, so fuck even if she's just lookin for a rebound haha. There's 2 other girls i used to work with, one of em wants me but she's in the middle of seeing someone, so once that's over i'll be fucking her. And there's a girl that my buddy's girlfriend is friends with who saw me and she just wants to fuck. I dont find her attractive at all, but fuck it.

 

[DADAWG]

I've never been "canned". Broke up wih my last boyfriend for being a cheat.

picky picky

 

[syko]

i chucked my ex because she just sucked.....

 

[string_bean00]

I got canned in my last relationship, but before that I broke up with the girl because I just kind of lost interest. Sounds shitty, but I just didn't care anymore.

That night after I did it I slept like a baby. It was just a huge weight off my shoulders.

 

[didactic]

Staples get a grip son take out your Snoop Dogg - Doggystyle CD and listen to the track "Bitches aint shit".

 

[STANG 98]

hahahhah no man this is what i'm saying though... one girl is a girl who we both had a thing for each other way back when, like grade 10 or some shit, i ran into her the other night and she was lookin NICE. So i've started talkin with her again. Last night i met a girl who knew who i was but i only recognized her, she's hot as fuck though, she just broke up with her boyfriend of 2 years, so fuck even if she's just lookin for a rebound haha. There's 2 other girls i used to work with, one of em wants me but she's in the middle of seeing someone, so once that's over i'll be fucking her. And there's a girl that my buddy's girlfriend is friends with who saw me and she just wants to fuck. I dont find her attractive at all, but fuck it.

Bro, shit or get off the pot. Fuck one of these pigs, and you'll feel better.



Don't let me down. String Bean has turned into a worldly gentleman inder my toutelage. You shall do the same.

 

[didactic]

Bro, shit or get off the pot. Fuck one of these pigs, and you'll feel better.



Don't let me down. String Bean has turned into a worldly gentleman inder my toutelage. You shall do the same.

Yeah or date women from the internet. hahahahahahha

 

[STANG 98]

Yeah or date women from the internet. hahahahahahha

*yawn*


Wake me when you say something original - or intelligent.



Don't worry. I wont hold my breath.

 

[didactic]

*yawn*


Wake me when you say something original

That was not a jab just a suggestion for the young man. If reality is treating him unkindly he can always date women from the internet and claim to be guru on females.

 

[STANG 98]

That was not a jab just a suggestion for the young man. If reality is treating him unkindly he can always date women from the internet and claim to be guru on females.

Or he coud take pics of girls off the internet and do the same.



At least mine's real.

 

[brennylee]

My boyfriend and I broke up last night! It took 4 weeks of almost breakup sessions to finally walk away last night. He brought it up last night, and I didn't try to convince him to stay. He cried and I got angry...typical!

I look back now at how he treated me...I was an idiot to stay with him when he told me he didn't care about my training...and that he didn't see a future with a girl who plans on competing. That f*cking sucked!

Oh well...replace replace replace!!

 

[didactic]

My boyfriend and I broke up last night! It took 4 weeks of almost breakup sessions to finally walk away last night. He brought it up last night, and I didn't try to convince him to stay. He cried and I got angry...typical!

I look back now at how he treated me...I was an idiot to stay with him when he told me he didn't care about my training...and that he didn't see a future with a girl who plans on competing. That f*cking sucked!

Oh well...replace replace replace!!

Fuck you with a man that cries for? And why did he cry?

 

[brennylee]

Fuck you with a man that cries for? And why did he cry?

I'm still trying to figure out why he was crying...he wanted this, he brought it up. I think it was a tactic to make me think he was a sensitive guy...but on the inside he's a freaking assssssssssshole!

Nah in reality of it though, I treated him like a king, and he didn't treat me the best...so I think he does feel bad.

 

[STANG 98]

Fuck you with a man that cries for? And why did he cry?

No shit, Brenny.Why you with him when ol' Didactic here is completely available?


Now there's someone who has so much to offer a prospective mate.


Better snag him before someone else does.