Wifee's b-day package stuck in NY?

Sorry you're dealing with this, BUT why didn't you tell her what you were expecting? Never in a million years would I have called the cops, but if I didn't know what was coming, I'd have been a bit shocked when I opened the package myself. Assuming this was your first shipment? Did she not know you were on gear or at least beginning to use gear? I'm not defending her actions, but this situation could have been avoided with better communication all the way around.

Gear...no she didn't know. She doesn't like whey or creatine.
She's never home during the day and I am. She just happened to work from home for some reason.
 
Sorry you're dealing with this, BUT why didn't you tell her what you were expecting? Never in a million years would I have called the cops, but if I didn't know what was coming, I'd have been a bit shocked when I opened the package myself. Assuming this was your first shipment? Did she not know you were on gear or at least beginning to use gear? I'm not defending her actions, but this situation could have been avoided with better communication all the way around.

i haven't heard of a situation like this in a long time, but damn momma you hit it right on the nose...couldn't agree more about the communication...i cant begin to imagine being put in your spot, really f'kd up
 
Is this for real?

If your wife did that shit you need to rid yourself of her time now, before she does some other shitty shady shit.

I know not all wives and gf's approve but that shit was out of hand.

Oh yeah and why the fuck did she open up a package to you with your name on it? Isn't that a federal offense? Fuck that bitch.
 
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Oh man I would be furious. Thanks for sharing... Now I know not to try and play the odds on beating my girl home. Not worth it
 
Stories like this make me so happy that my girl sits right behind me and watches me do my shots. Also helps me cap my homebrew. There had to be some signs she was a lunatic before all this happened. Kinda silly shipping it to your house if she opens your packages. Which is crazy in itself, its YOUR fuckin package. Divorce the idiot, go domestic for your gear and be sure the next time she sees you its 6 months later and you're shirtless showing off your newly juiced chiseled body. Then call her fat and walk away. ;)
 
Her fam even called my work!!! It's as a nurse at a hospital.
They said so the fuck what? 1st he hasn't even been arrested or charged let alone convicted. Even if he was convicted a controlled substance, even a felony does not prevent him from keeping his liscense!!!

FML...what? Does she want the kids to lose child support too?
 
Phew...all done now! "Stay of Ajudication" as long as I don't test pos for gear or other drugs I have zero interest in for 6 months. Absolutly nothing will ever be on my record.
Career and CCW permit have been saved!
...fuck.
Lesson to all! Don't get married to crazy women!
 
Stories like this make me so happy that my girl sits right behind me and watches me do my shots. Also helps me cap my homebrew. There had to be some signs she was a lunatic before all this happened. Kinda silly shipping it to your house if she opens your packages. Which is crazy in itself, its YOUR fuckin package. Divorce the idiot, go domestic for your gear and be sure the next time she sees you its 6 months later and you're shirtless showing off your newly juiced chiseled body. Then call her fat and walk away. ;)


I was already 210 with 8 pack abs and veins on my chest. I wanted to be 230 and the same.
I've worked with young ass girls since '06. Now she looks at my FB of me tan as fuck and shirtless with chicks 10 years younger...fuck
Plus, she works 8-5. I work 2nd shift. I have kids from 7am-2pm, 2 days/week til 5:30 and E/o weekend starting fri @ 7am-M@ 2pm. 50/50 custody and parenting time=she gets $195/month and I have so much time with kids I'm pretty much raising them!
Fuckin' kids are raised by me and I am swimming in skanks the time I don't work or have kids...oh man does my life suck so bad now! ;)
 
I got in the same situation with kids, always seems so daunting to end it, but when it's over it is soo much easier.

Just don't knock up any chicks now! lol
 
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