An old mans dating chronicles part 1

Zeek

Zeek

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First off I would like to dedicate this thread to PhatBastard, never has there been a man who has struck out with more women!


I've been seeing this new lady, she likes ice cream but that is another story. Anyway, Yesterday was our 3rd date so we went out and later went back to her house. I've been out of the dating scene for some time but I think the 3rd date rule still applies or at least i thought so anyway :owned:

So I took the zeek special cocktail Viagra, cialis, yohimbe bark extract and 300mg clomid just for good measure!! I was loaded for bear hunting!!

In the end we ended up watching a chick flick, you've got mail or something with a similar name, tom hanks is a fag but that is also another story.

I ended up watching girl movies and massaging her feet and that was all :(

I know you guys will get a kick out of this

Silly woman with large rump and hips -1

old coot zeek - 0
 
Haha! Aww Zeek....

Refer back to my old comments.... JUST TAKE IT! lol Jk wait until after the first time so she doesn't call the police after...
 
Did you even try? Did you "let her know" you were good to go by rubbing your man meat on her? A good tight hug poking her or just grabbing her hand and "strategically" placing it on my man meat usually does the trick for me.
 
Sassytassie84 said:
Haha! Aww Zeek....

Refer back to my old comments.... JUST TAKE IT! lol Jk wait until after the first time so she doesn't call the police after...
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lol sassy!! the night before on the phone she brought up what her fav positions were and all sorts of things. I was positive it was a go!

Anyway, at least I worked my grip massaging her feet! :(
 
stevenmd said:
Did you even try? Did you "let her know" you were good to go by rubbing your man meat on her? A good tight hug poking her or just grabbing her hand and "strategically" placing it on my man meat usually does the trick for me.
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No I didn't I'm an old school gentleman and wasn't getting the signals to move further. I mean come on she put a Tom Hanks movie on!! :gay:
 
Zeek said:
No I didn't I'm an old school gentleman and wasn't getting the signals to move further. I mean come on she put a Tom Hanks movie on!! :gay:
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Brother, even a gentlemen has to take the lead sometimes. Maybe she was waiting for you? Next time you're good to go, give her a tight hug with a passionate kiss and let her feel that massive man meat poking her in the gut. Trust me....
 
stevenmd said:
Brother, even a gentlemen has to take the lead sometimes. Maybe she was waiting for you? Next time you're good to go, give her a tight hug with a passionate kiss and let her feel that massive man meat poking her in the gut. Trust me....
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This dude is awsome! Massive meat poking
 
Zeek said:
I've been seeing this new lady, she likes ice cream but that is another story.

we ended up watching a chick flick, you've got mail or something with a similar name, tom hanks is a fag but that is also another story.
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Still waiting for two more threads explaining these stories...

:D


Oh zeek, way to be a gentleman. Sometimes it just takes time. I guess it depends on how much you like her! Back when I was available I had a rule... When I was with the girls I liked a lot I would take things slowly and let it progress naturally. As in, if I were rubbing their feet and they starting getting super close to me or starting getting touchy, then I would know it was ok to let things progress further... If they just sat there watching tom hanks, well... Then maybe next time.

But when I was with the girls I didn't really care about having a relationship with... Well, I would basically slap them in the face with my dong and see if that worked. Hit or miss really...

:beertoast
 
Spongy said:
Still waiting for

But when I was with the girls I didn't really care about having a relationship with... Well, I would basically slap them in the face with my dong and see if that worked. Hit or miss really...

:beertoast[/QUOTE

there is no hitting involved you always miss!
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I would get up and run lol.... It would bother me for a week if he was jk or if he really thought that would work...
 
U silly bastard leave me out of your FAILURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many strike outs is that this month?

Hope you didn't wake up with that Cialis headache also!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 
darkside06 said:
It's all good pops, just consider it as you raking up blowjob points!
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lol good one brother!

Phatbastard said:
U silly bastard leave me out of your FAILURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many strike outs is that this month?

Hope you didn't wake up with that Cialis headache also!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Yeah brother! head was pounding this morning!

She called a few ago and invited me over again tonight. I can't load up like i did last night but the cialis should still be in the system lol

She did ask me if I had ever seen a movie called on golden pond or some nonsense like that. I need to google that and see what she has in mind.

I'm too old to be a man whore anymore, looking for a nice lady to kick back with :)
 
Zeek said:
She did ask me if I had ever seen a movie called on golden pond or some nonsense like that.
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OMG! You deserve a piece for having to watch that! On the other hand, it is a romance movie so maybe she's throwing hints at you? Load up and hug her!:laugh:
 
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