An old mans dating chronicles part 1

Zeek said:
She called a few ago and invited me over again tonight. I can't load up like i did last night but the cialis should still be in the system lol

She did ask me if I had ever seen a movie called on golden pond or some nonsense like that. I need to google that and see what she has in mind.
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Oh hell no I just looked that movie up! I'm not going anywhere! No way in hell I can sit through a henry fonda movie!
 
And this is the advice I just got from my good friend PhatBastard via yahoo messenger, editing out his screen name but pasting the message..

y4u: grind up some of that Cialis and put it in her drink dumb ass
4u: She wants a relation ship

I guess cialis isn't a date rape drug but I'm not doing it! ;)
 
Zeek said:
And this is the advice I just got from my good friend PhatBastard via yahoo messenger, editing out his screen name but pasting the message..

y4u: grind up some of that Cialis and put it in her drink dumb ass
4u: She wants a relation ship

I guess cialis isn't a date rape drug but I'm not doing it! ;)
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No, but rophenol is. you want some?
 
While i appreciate the offer to provide me with date rape drugs that could land me in prison for 30 years, I must respectfully decline such generosity simply because

I may be old but I'm no scum bag :)
 
brother you aint old,but mature!!!!! just wait you will be turning them down soon,thats what happened to me when i was still a bouncer,i could take my pic lol,but when i left.....shit it got real fuckin cold for a while lol
 
Zeek said:
While i appreciate the offer to provide me with date rape drugs that could land me in prison for 30 years, I must respectfully decline such generosity simply because

I may be old but I'm no scum bag :)
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I was just kidding pop's....i aint got no rophenol. lol

To bad it wasn't like you were 17 again....you could just tell her you love her. hahahahaha
 
Zeek said:
And this is the advice I just got from my good friend PhatBastard via yahoo messenger, editing out his screen name but pasting the message..

y4u: grind up some of that Cialis and put it in her drink dumb ass
4u: She wants a relation ship

I guess cialis isn't a date rape drug but I'm not doing it! ;)
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Put up the rest of the post You fucker! Don't make me out to be the IDIOT
 
darkside06 said:
I was just kidding pop's....i aint got no rophenol. lol

To bad it wasn't like you were 17 again....you could just tell her you love her. hahahahaha
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LMFAO that still works even at our age! But then you realize theres reprcusions for that!
 
Zeek said:
While i appreciate the offer to provide me with date rape drugs that could land me in prison for 30 years, I must respectfully decline such generosity simply because

I may be old but I'm no scum bag :)
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True if we think Politicaly correct I would say Duesche bag!!!!!!!!!!!!! But thats just me
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Lol... This thread is funny. Zeek good luck, hopefully she just begins to rub up on you during the movie. I get quite touchy feely myself on movie nights ;)
 
Lmao. Here's what I would do. Id smack her ass not too hard but enough that she gets the idea. Then you ask her nicely if she wants to play a few notes on my meat flute. Also mention she has a nice turd cutter. That's when i usually brace my self for the best thing of the night. SMACK!!!! Slaps the shit otta me. Lol. 70% of the time it works almost everytime. Lmao. Anchorman
 
LMAo you guys are killing me!!

Well tonight I declined the offer for the exciting movie, lets see if playing hard to get works!
 
Well pops, you're in for sure now! She's going to be up all night wondering what she did wrong. Eventually it'll get to the point where she'll suddenly freak out and think maybe there's someone else you find more interesting or attractive. Then she'll think "That bitch, what does she have that I don't?" She'll spend the rest of the night swearing off men, eating ice cream, and listening to Ani Defranco. At about 0600 she'll crash and realize that SHE MUST HAVE YOU. And she'll make the connection. The all important connection. THAT CONNECTION. And then she'll want your dong. It's quite simple really.
 
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