Attempted tagteam turns into Switcharoo attempt

John102london

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Ok so me and my buddy were downtown.. we managed to find this mangled drunk ass slutty bitch roaming around and we had been trying to get a tag team going for quite some time and failed but this seemed like a sure thing

We got her back to my house and had her in the hottub.. we were all 3 in there and my buddy and her were making out, and i was left alone.. sadly..

My friend using his quick thinking said he had to go to the washroom and got up and left the hottub..

I then started making out with her when he left thus closing the gap of being the odd man out!

he got back and i said that we should get out and go back into the house and grab some beers.. we did this..

We ended up in my basement and i had a pullout couch there.. i grabbed 3 beers.. we drank them.. i dont remember much but some how me and my buddy ended up being in our boxers.. and she was fully clothed LOL.. We kept mentioning to her about the tag team suttly but she was so fucking blond(dumb) and couldnt catch on... shes like what is a tag?

ANYWAYS... after hours of trying to do this shit we decided we would settle for a switcharoo. The switcharroo for some of you that dont know.. is when a guy is fucking a girl.. and mid fucking he says he has to go take a piss.. and then the other guy(friend) comes in and continues to fuck the girl... This only works if you have the lights off and similar body types.

Me and my buddy are almost identical body type so we figured we would give it a try..

He goes back into the room where she was waiting... with the pullout couch.. and i wait in the laundry room... listening behind the door.. i can hear him starting to make some moves on her.. and she is starting to moan a bit.. i assume hes doing some foreplay. (great because im lazy as fuck)

5 minutes later my buddy barges into the room and hes like dude... do u have any rubbers?? i was like fuck.. i dont have any... i guess i was just planning on no domein the bitch LOL.. but she was a huge slut so this was prob a bad idea...

were both standing there in my laundry room talking about how we cant fuck her with no rubber... and the door opens...

She walks in and says hi boys???? all confused... us both standing there in our boxers... shes practically naked...

SHE STILL DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON!!...

finally i just gave up... it was 6am.. and i was tired... i left my buddy downstairs to deal with her and i went up to my room..

on the way up my father greeted me at the kitchen table as he was leaving for work LOL
 
u went through all this trouble and didn't have the wiffff to make sure you could glove up at the end??

what were u gonna do, bear back a jar of nails and spikes??? that would have worked out nice
 
Squeeze first ask questions last my friend. Next time just get to the business. Both of you. Only smart move was not putting your dick in that blender
 
man talk about some WEAK game!!! you and your bro definitely need some help when it comes to the sex game.

next time run upstairs and ask your dad for some advice. me and him have tag teamed your mom a few times:3some:
 
man talk about some WEAK game!!! you and your bro definitely need some help when it comes to the sex game.

next time run upstairs and ask your dad for some advice. me and him have tag teamed your mom a few times:3some:

damn was that necessary??? :axe:
 
No offense original poster but you suck. How hard is it fuck a slut? Seriously..have buddy do her from behind while she takes you in her mouth then switch. Sluts will do that yknow.
 
LOL. i think we were just over thinking it and being bitches i would take that to heart but ive already had the numbers game so 1 less is not going to hurt my ego lol its almost time to find a quality woman
 
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