jimbo79
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Three guys get caught by a tribe of cannibals. The chief gives each man a choice.
He says to the first, "Do you want death or ooga booga?".
The man knew he didn't want to die, so his chose ooga booga. The chief faced his tribe and yelled "OOGA BOOGA!!". The tribe cheered, bent the guy over a log and all the men of the tribe had sex with him, then let him go.
He says to the second guy, "Do you want death or ooga booga?". The man sighed, and grudgingly chose ooga booga. The chief faced his tribe and yelled "OOGA BOOGA!!". The tribe cheered, bent the guy over a log and all the men of the tribe had sex with him, then let him go.
The chief said to the third, "Do you want death or ooga booga?". The third guy was a man's man. He spit in the chief's face and said "Death". The chief faced his tribe and said "Death". The tribe was utterly silent. "But first, OOGA BOOGA!!", added the chief
He says to the first, "Do you want death or ooga booga?".
The man knew he didn't want to die, so his chose ooga booga. The chief faced his tribe and yelled "OOGA BOOGA!!". The tribe cheered, bent the guy over a log and all the men of the tribe had sex with him, then let him go.
He says to the second guy, "Do you want death or ooga booga?". The man sighed, and grudgingly chose ooga booga. The chief faced his tribe and yelled "OOGA BOOGA!!". The tribe cheered, bent the guy over a log and all the men of the tribe had sex with him, then let him go.
The chief said to the third, "Do you want death or ooga booga?". The third guy was a man's man. He spit in the chief's face and said "Death". The chief faced his tribe and said "Death". The tribe was utterly silent. "But first, OOGA BOOGA!!", added the chief