OK, you need to do exactly what i tell you. In this order:
1. Get you some Clomid and start a proper post cycle therapy (pct) protocol RIGHT NOW. If you can get it, i would get some HCG as well and do a blast session before you start the SERMs. See Det's post cycle therapy (pct) protocol on this here>>>
http://www.steroidology.com/forum/a...95482-standard-post cycle therapy (pct)s.html
2. Up your calories to cycle level (if you were eating right during that stupid ass cycle) and keep training hard, just lower your volume
3. Take one of your long white tube socks and fill it with at least 100 nickels.
4. Tie a knot in the sock just above the pennies.
5. get in your Miata (cause no straight man would do a cycle like that).
6. Drive to LA Fitness (cause no straight man would work out there).
7. Have them page your trainer to the front desk.
8. As you see him walking towards you, remove the sock full of nickels from your pocket and swing it around your head like a helicopter. If you are unfamiliar with this process, refer to this video>>>
YouTube - Petey Pablo - Raise Up
9. Once he is in range, lunge forward and watch as the sock full of nickels connects with his jaw. If he is still standing after the first strike continue with Step 8/9 until he falls to the ground. Added points if you stomp on his balls before each subsequent strike to his now bloody pulp of a face.
10. Before you leave, if you get out before police get there, look him into whats left of his one eye and say the following:
"You are a fucking retard. In no way should i have ever listened to you. i hope your mother dies in a house fire and your father gets blamed for it. While in prison i hope he takes mega-doses of black jail cock in his ass while Tyrone's buddies are gang-banging your 12 year old little sister on the outside until she's filled with so much baby batter she has no choice but to get pregnant. You could have seriously fucked up any chances of me getting laid again, even if it is with fat chics... which i LOVE!! Although i am a complete fucking tool for not doing my homework, i am blaming you also and i hope you have to eat through a straw for the rest of your miserable existence. Good day."