doing the houdini

[3J]

aright guys... this is the funniest thing iv ever heard.. have yet to try it..

when your in doggy style and doing it with a girl.. pull out and make it sound like you busted a nut... as your making it sound that way.. spit on her back....


when she turns around... money shot!!!! lolol

 

[Mr P]

shiiit is funny bro, thanks for the advice u probleby saved my marriage..

 

[BIGRK]

how about the Snotty Walrus?

The next time you get to bust in a girls mouth, put your hand over her mouth and punch her in the gut......The cum will spray out her nose and there you have the snotty walrus guys

 

[3J]

damn... that's graphic.. but funny.. lol

 

[Massive123]

how about the Snotty Walrus?

The next time you get to bust in a girls mouth, put your hand over her mouth and punch her in the gut......The cum will spray out her nose and there you have the snotty walrus guys

amazing

 

[HUNG4RY4N]

The Angry Dragon: After you cum in her mouth, give her a slap on the back of her head so the cum shoots out her nose, she'll be a genuine angry dragon.

The Angry Pirate: After you cum in her mouth, quickly poker her in the eye with your cock and kick her in her right shin. She'll be hobbling around on one leg holding her eye swearing like a pirate...promise

I have just about a thousand of these if you want more lol

 

[jjtattoofreak]

fuck it just rail her up the ass hard and deep socke her in the kidneys and pull out , now you got a pink sock...... You can go for bad and have a hot pink sock if you decide to suck on it .... lmao

PINK SOCK... is the inside of the asshole comming out, you basically turned her inside out...The pinks sock is all about distending anus and donkey punching girls during assfucking

 

[Blondie_Bombshell]

thanks JJ ..I'm never having anal sex again.

 

[jjtattoofreak]

Lmao^^^

 

[Blondie_Bombshell]

thanks JJ ..I'm never having anal sex again.

im lyin...

 

[jjtattoofreak]

Yeah if he punches you in the head dont let him pull out or your pink socking it, and then will need pics..lol, just fucking with ya .

 

[Blondie_Bombshell]

If anyone ever did that to me, I would seek revenge. And my paybacks are a bitch.

 

[jjtattoofreak]

I know , that is certainly some rawnchy shit to do, I actually have sen it on pornhub and x hamster... One chic had a 6 inch one fucking nasty...

 

[THE-DET-OAK]

its called a ghost nut jamy!!!!!!

 

[cthr600]

The Spiderman: Pull out cum in your hand then throw it on her!
The Fisheye: Hit it hard from the back and take a stroke too long and it comes out and hits the ass, then you see her look back at you with that one huge eye over her shoulder! lol

 

[3J]

hahahhaa
im enjoying the way this thread is developing..

anything else??

 

[Dreaded Pirate Roberts]

I not feeling the violence while getting a nut. I treat my pussy better than that. And this thread already has a pretty lady swearing off have anal sex ever again. I'm sure this thread can't be going in a good direction.

 

[3J]

I not feeling the violence while getting a nut. I treat my pussy better than that. And this thread already has a pretty lady swearing off have anal sex ever again. I'm sure this thread can't be going in a good direction.

hahaha...

it's all fun and games.. i wouldn't do most of this stuff.. it's just funny to me to hear this shit...

 

[the Dragon]

fuck it just rail her up the ass hard and deep socke her in the kidneys and pull out , now you got a pink sock...... You can go for bad and have a hot pink sock if you decide to suck on it .... lmao

PINK SOCK... is the inside of the asshole comming out, you basically turned her inside out...The pinks sock is all about distending anus and donkey punching girls during assfucking

Oohh man, You just ruined my live! I got a image of this shit burned to my brain now and can´t get it off!!!!

 

[OLYMPIAN]

Chicken Cutlett:

Fucking missionary on the beach.
Dick slips out and gets sand all over it.
DONT REMOVE SAND!!
Put it back in the pussy and continue stroking....