Drug Tested...HELP
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bigdaddy22
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yeah bro they will not test you for juice (most of the time) for regular jobs so unless you are an athlete you really should not be worrying, the testing is really expensive to do
bigdaddy22
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Yeah bro it will definately come up on a test, I was in the same situation about3 years ago and there were fools trying tocry andro and that shit will not fly. Deca takes way too long to leave the system (~ 1yr) stick with the suspension like maxx said or at worse prop. If you are already screwed go online and but some piss, that has a thermometer attached to tell you temp, they will be checking the temp of the piss so it is not as simple as just getting someone elses pee IM me if you need more help
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GameOn,
From the posts above sounds like your screwed, however here is a little trick I used to use when being tested for substance abuse when I was a teenager. Get a friend who does not abuse steriods and have him piss into a cup. Take his sample and pour into a saline solution bottle.... ya know the stuff one may use for contacts. Dont get a small bottle either, a big one is better. Fill it 1/2 way and then squeeze out all the air and store in a COOL place before you have to take your test.
Right before you leave for your piss test tape the bottle with duct tape right over the passenger (floor) heat vent and crank it up on HIGH. Dont cover the vent.... Allow the hot air to pass over the bottle.
If your visit is close to home and you dont think it will be hot enough before you make it their then toss into the microwave for a few sec. beforehand. Once your in the parking lot of where you have to take the test remove the now HOT bottle and wrap it into a paper towel
and stuff it into the front of your pants and pull your shirt over. The cloth will prevent you from getting burned and if you removed the air the bottle will be crushed in the middle and will securely fit without falling into your pants leg. Once you are in the bathroom pour the needed amount into the container they supplied you and pay attention to the temp gage on the side.... Slowly blow into the container while shaking from side to side until its 98 degrees. Of corse.... this will only work if they do not actually watch you piss.
Good luck!!!!
GameOn,
From the posts above sounds like your screwed, however here is a little trick I used to use when being tested for substance abuse when I was a teenager. Get a friend who does not abuse steriods and have him piss into a cup. Take his sample and pour into a saline solution bottle.... ya know the stuff one may use for contacts. Dont get a small bottle either, a big one is better. Fill it 1/2 way and then squeeze out all the air and store in a COOL place before you have to take your test.
Right before you leave for your piss test tape the bottle with duct tape right over the passenger (floor) heat vent and crank it up on HIGH. Dont cover the vent.... Allow the hot air to pass over the bottle.
If your visit is close to home and you dont think it will be hot enough before you make it their then toss into the microwave for a few sec. beforehand. Once your in the parking lot of where you have to take the test remove the now HOT bottle and wrap it into a paper towel
and stuff it into the front of your pants and pull your shirt over. The cloth will prevent you from getting burned and if you removed the air the bottle will be crushed in the middle and will securely fit without falling into your pants leg. Once you are in the bathroom pour the needed amount into the container they supplied you and pay attention to the temp gage on the side.... Slowly blow into the container while shaking from side to side until its 98 degrees. Of corse.... this will only work if they do not actually watch you piss.
Good luck!!!!
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