Drug Tested...HELP

[GameOn]

I think I am going to be tested for juice. Does anyone know if Nor-Ando and Ando show the same results as taking juice??? I have been on Deca and Test for 10 weeks. I am hoping I can say I was just using the other. Any help or thought I welcome!

 

[mvmaxx]

That excuse won't work. Are you playing some sort of sport? As usually they will not test for gear specifically unless your a college/pro athlete or under probabtion for gear.

 

[Coupe]

Are they looking for juice or narcotics? i was drug tested for narcotics for a job while on prop tren Winstrol (winny) cycle and passed they are two
diffrent tests. Good luck...

 

[bigdaddy22]

yeah bro they will not test you for juice (most of the time) for regular jobs so unless you are an athlete you really should not be worrying, the testing is really expensive to do

 

[GameOn]

Yes, I do fall into that area! And the test is strickly for juice! Why will Ando not work..I was under the impression that is why it is a banned substance because of fals pos. on test??

 

[big N]

with deca ur pretty muched fucked !

 

[web_dj]

sneak and use someone elses peepee

 

[MP5]

Deca is the last choice for any drug tested athlete. If you are tested I would stick to orals which can be erased from your system quickly. I think deca 10 weeks ago will still be present in your test.

 

[mvmaxx]

Yes, I do fall into that area! And the test is strickly for juice! Why will Ando not work..I was under the impression that is why it is a banned substance because of fals pos. on test??

Andro can show up as false positives but they can tell the difference between that and Deca. Otherwise that would be everyone's excuse. "Yeah it must be andro".


Stick with test suspension.

 

[bigdaddy22]

Yeah bro it will definately come up on a test, I was in the same situation about3 years ago and there were fools trying tocry andro and that shit will not fly. Deca takes way too long to leave the system (~ 1yr) stick with the suspension like maxx said or at worse prop. If you are already screwed go online and but some piss, that has a thermometer attached to tell you temp, they will be checking the temp of the piss so it is not as simple as just getting someone elses pee IM me if you need more help

 

[skinmail]

Greetings All!
GameOn,
From the posts above sounds like your screwed, however here is a little trick I used to use when being tested for substance abuse when I was a teenager. Get a friend who does not abuse steriods and have him piss into a cup. Take his sample and pour into a saline solution bottle.... ya know the stuff one may use for contacts. Dont get a small bottle either, a big one is better. Fill it 1/2 way and then squeeze out all the air and store in a COOL place before you have to take your test.
Right before you leave for your piss test tape the bottle with duct tape right over the passenger (floor) heat vent and crank it up on HIGH. Dont cover the vent.... Allow the hot air to pass over the bottle.
If your visit is close to home and you dont think it will be hot enough before you make it their then toss into the microwave for a few sec. beforehand. Once your in the parking lot of where you have to take the test remove the now HOT bottle and wrap it into a paper towel
and stuff it into the front of your pants and pull your shirt over. The cloth will prevent you from getting burned and if you removed the air the bottle will be crushed in the middle and will securely fit without falling into your pants leg. Once you are in the bathroom pour the needed amount into the container they supplied you and pay attention to the temp gage on the side.... Slowly blow into the container while shaking from side to side until its 98 degrees. Of corse.... this will only work if they do not actually watch you piss.
Good luck!!!!